The King of Fashion --- He will be going through life commenting on fashion as He sees it. He comes here with no formal training in the matter, but He still does not think that makes him unqualified for the position.
The slit in a dress should go up high on the leg, once it gets into ass territory, its a bit too much. Unfortunately He wasn't able to get a picture of the 15 times this chicks ass was hanging out because the wind blew and well the slit was too high. She was forced to walk with her bags behind her so that her ass wouldn't keep hanging out. Quite comical.