The King of Fashion --- He will be going through life commenting on fashion as He sees it. He comes here with no formal training in the matter, but He still does not think that makes him unqualified for the position.
Not sure if its in the Fashion Blogger Handbook, but try and find 3 bloggers who smile in their pictures, you can't. Either they all have terrible teeth, or they are trying to be models. Not 100% sure why they don't smile, everyone looks better when they smile, quite the epidemic going on in the fashion blogging world.