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Penis Apron and Vagina Apron could be a funny joke. He likes jokes, He gets it, but these might be a bitttt too much for most people's taste in aprons.
The King of Fashion --- He will be going through life commenting on fashion as He sees it. He comes here with no formal training in the matter, but He still does not think that makes him unqualified for the position.