The King of Fashion --- He will be going through life commenting on fashion as He sees it. He comes here with no formal training in the matter, but He still does not think that makes him unqualified for the position.
Unless you are a cowgirl or work on a ranch, there is absolutely no reason to be wearing cowboy boots. Maybe Halloween, but that is it! They never look good, Daisey Dukes is better with wedges, this is so freaking annoying He cannot stand it any longer. No Cowboy Boots!