1) "People in Miami Love having their picture taken" -from girl on this boat
2) Clubs were invented as a place for white people to dance. It's dark, people are drinking, lights going everywhere, a place white people can feel they are dancing well. However, white people dancing on boats in the middle of the day, sober looks awkward as all hell.
4) Chasing kids around is tiring
5) Having a Flat Ass is unfortunate
7) Cheeky Bottoms are a Miami Requirement, don't even visit without one...the Cheeky the Better!
8) Sea Shell Bikini, Never a good decision, fake boobs or not