The King of Fashion --- He will be going through life commenting on fashion as He sees it. He comes here with no formal training in the matter, but He still does not think that makes him unqualified for the position.
Not sure if you can tell but blue jeans girl has some weird sneaker wedge on. He hates the floppy hat trend, like what are you trying to hide under there. Ear muffs the size of your head are NOT a good look. These girls are close to being good, but still pretty far away.