Monday, February 4, 2013

Why Fashion Week is the Absolute Worst...

Everyone loves Fashion Week, but He hates it! Let's be clear, 99% of the people who "go" to fashion week are people who just want their picture taken. These are the same assholes who dress up in outrageous outfits, things that no normal person would ever wear just to draw attention to themselves and get their pic snapped. He is considering paying someone to stand out there in a Gorilla outfit just because it would be funny to all the idiots who take it so seriously. So for all you morons who are planning your "photo-friendly" outfits, just know He hates you.
-He

P.S. Anyone who wants to sign up to be a jackass at NYFW and hold a FbyHe sign, there is money in it for you! Email He

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