The King of Fashion --- He will be going through life commenting on fashion as He sees it. He comes here with no formal training in the matter, but He still does not think that makes him unqualified for the position.
99.9% of the time He hates harem pants, but there's that really small percentage of chicks who can pull it off. Not sure who or how they do it, but the ones that do it, make He rethink He's hate for them. Works on this chick, He Approved, alright.