#1 Rihanna ... not really sure how anyone can argue this. No Bra Revolution = nipple ring exposure, red looks absolutely killer on her. And this is about the only time ever He has liked red lipstick. Try and hate on this.
#2 Kelly Rowland ... pushing the limits of allowing skin coverage. this dress showed of her body perfectly. Talk about a perfect Super Bowl follow up this was it. Did you see the other Destiny's Child on the red carpet, nope! Keep riding that wave Kelly, if you wear outfits like this you might stay relevant a little bit longer again.
#3 Katy Perry ... What kind of guy would He be if this didn't make the list. Do you see those boobs?!?! This was a painted on skin tight dress, showing off every inch of that body, and Katy we thank you for that. The focus has always been on her boobs, so why not keep the focus strong. God damn!
Taylor Swift: Tits were out for such a young girl, He absolutely despises her, but she earned back a few points last night for being the only celebrity in the crowd to actually be able to sing along with every performance, while all other celebrities had their heads up their asses.
Jennifer Lopez: The leg thing has been done before, but doesn't mean hers isn't still one of the best in the game. When the ass and tits start to sag, start showing off some leg.
Kelly Clarkson: She gets bigger every time He sees her on Tv
Miranda Lampert: Someone is eating a bit too much BBQ
Chris Brown: All white dude? Who you trying to fool?
Lena Dunham: Nothing makes this girl look good.
Florence Welsh: You look like bowser from Mario Karte