The King of Fashion --- He will be going through life commenting on fashion as He sees it. He comes here with no formal training in the matter, but He still does not think that makes him unqualified for the position.
Hats have to be the biggest trending fashion accessory going on right now. If its a hat, then chicks are wearing it. Beanie, cowboy hats, fedoras, top hats, pretty much have seen it all this season. He is actually only a fan of girls in beanies and girls in baseball hats, everything else can be tossed to the trash. Fine, sometimes a fedora, but only in the summer. Where did all these hats come from???