Tuesday, July 31, 2012

BLOGGER TREND: Girls on Roller Skates

Yesterday on twitter, (@fashionbyhe) He announced that the newest blogger trend was to wear roller skates and take pictures of yourself. Jeffrey Campbell of course is selling flatform roller skates. Now if they were heel roller skates He could support the idea, but until then, no go. Typical real roller skates pictures are much sexier then roller skate flatforms. Ever see Boogie Nights? Recommended outfits for roller skates, high socks, really short shorts, bathing suits, or

-He

P.S. Roller skating birthday parties were by far the best. 

See more girls in roller skates after the break...

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Get Snash'd Up With NYC Jewelry...




What better way to show off the NYC Skyline, then with some NYC Jewelry. Double ring, necklace or a cuff, Snash Jewelry has got you covered with your nyc gear.
-He

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Shoe Stalker by He

Shoe Stalking is back again, with clips and pictures of girls in shoes He likes and in shoes He hates. Take a glimpse and see what you think...
-He

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The Aussies Synchronized Swim Team Are Nasty Gals


Looks like the Aussies synchronized swim team...are Nasty Gals. Crochet Bikinis are hot, get those here.
-He

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Does this Make You as Dizzy as it does He?

picasion
This is actually pretty nauseating... probably won't be doing it again any time soon. Cool outfit though, terrible blogging effort.
-He

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Monday, July 30, 2012

Does This HottHe Have the Biggest Feet Ever?

He doesn't know much about women's shoe sizing, or women's feet, but He does know that this chick apparently has enormous feet. Brown shoes with that white dress are not working for He at all to begin with, but the fact that the shoes are too big, and make her feet look a lot bigger then they are. Just all around awkward.
-He

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AGAIN, and again, Doesn't Matter How Many Times

This is terrible. Just the worst dress He has seen in long long time. First off, who the hell puts a cut out in that spot. Given that the model makes it look amazing, but there might not be another person, or real person on Earth that is going to equal the way the model looks. Everyone else guaranteed looks like crap in this dress. Legs are sexy, but not this way. Second, no chance anyone can walk in this dress. Just not happening, and while women typically don't have to walk around to much in the kitchen, can't have them falling over either. So as the designer, AGAIN, He will say it again and again, don't buy this dress.
-He

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Love Crashing Other People's Photo Shoots...

Pretty sure this was a bag photoshoot. The model did not seem so pleased with the photograhper. Should've called in He for the job.
-He

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Sunday, July 29, 2012

FashionCOLLAGE by He...

 What Goes Around Comes Around


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Friday, July 27, 2012

FashionVOTE by He...Who Wore it Better?

Welcome back He's friends to the show that never ends...Who Wore it Better Game, this time its 2 on 2. Battle of the ladies of Soho trying on hats, aka tourists. Pretty much, pick the best of the worst this week.

What are we looking at?
Girls 1: Bigger the hat the bigger the bitch, that has been established once today. The belt was a good accent for that flower dress, and if she was sitting on the beach the hat might work a little bit better then walking around Soho. The friend we shall call plain Jane, nothing special with you sweetie, you almost got yourself cut out of the picture.
Girls 2: He doesn't mind the sheer skirts but definitely do not like the patterns printed on them. Studded flats? Who do you think you are? Slut Sweetheart on the right, is in a tight little romper, good wedge, nice bag, but a little too trashy even for He's taste.

Time for the ArmHE to Vote:
Vote I Agree: Girl 1
Vote I Disagree: Girl 2

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Rules of Fashion Events...Don't Be THAT Asshole...



Ear to Nose Chains/rings whatever in the you call them are officially for photoshoots and wackos only. NOT made for real people. He stepped out from behind the computer last night to attend a fashion event. Well every single fashion event He has ever attended there is always one girl who is the asshole of the party. Trying way to hard to be "in style" or "fashionable" pushing the limits to the extreme.

Last night it was this chick in the noise to ear chain. Damn thing must not have stuck on right, because she spent half the night with fingers up her nose trying to squeeze it tighter. Nothing would have made He happier then walking up and ripping that f*cking thing off her face. But He off and instead took a picture so that today He could make fun of her for and laugh with the rest of the ArmHe.
-He

More legit Walter Baker Event Pics after the break...

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Oh Norma, What is He Going to do with You?

Sometimes the best hitters strike out. Norma Kamali, has been featured before for some pretty wild designs, but these fringe leggings, and this weird ass gypsy dress are some of the worst He has ever seen.
-He

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The Bigger the Hat, The Bigger the Bitch...


It's science.
-He

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Thursday, July 26, 2012

How much arm and hand jewelry is too much?

But really when you are walking around with 5 lbs of bracelets, and 5 lbs of rings is it too much? Some of you ladies have 5 lbs on each arm and hand. You might think you know the queen of arm parties, but He guarantees you do not. Sisters Dylan and Lex, wear more jewelry at any given time then He has ever seen before. Bracelets stacked up basically to their elbows, then more upper arm bangles on top, full finger of rings, and that doesn't even include all the necklaces. Not sure how you ladies pull it off, but DL make it look good.
-He

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No Bra Thursdays...Un$upported


Does He have any idea how old this girl is, absolutely not. So to be safe, let's just block out her face so that we don't run into any legal issues. Regardless this just goes to show there are girls who just don't think about putting a bra on, its second nature not to wear one, and then there are girls who strap on a bra, because well, that's what society tells ya to do. God bless you free flowing ladies of the world, He salutes you.
-He

More pictures and the back of her shirt after the break...

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FVCK Paris Will Not Be OutDone in Leggings...



Black Milk just blowing things out of the water with the launch of their new collection, and the competition is just trying to keep up. Hard not to like anything with the American Flag draped all over it, but what are your thoughts on these bad boy chain leggings?
-He

More pics after the break...

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Apparently the G-String is Still Alive...

A while back He asked if the g-string was dead? Apparently some people are still flossing going strong. And for all you doubters and haters out there, her boyfriend was loving it, just straight up grabbing her ass, grabbing the thong, pulling it, just eating it up. Man could not get enough, and who can blame him.
-He

P.S. Best part was the mother that saw her walk by and immediately ran to get her daughter. "Honey look look!" Nothing better then showing your daughter the sights of nyc.

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NYC Skyline Swimsuits and Leggings Now Available



Black Milk Clothing just went live with these NYC Skyline swimsuits and NYC Skyline leggings, and He thought it only right to be the first blogger to post them being that we are based out of NYC. By the time you read this they could very well be out of stock, but you saw it here first.
-He


P.S. Amazing to see BM blow up the way it has, started with 1000 facebook fans, of which He was one. Write about BM back in 2009, and now 200k facebook fans later HE is obviously taking credit for the extreme growth in popularity.

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Wednesday, July 25, 2012

Shoe of the Week...Olcay Gulsen

Not too often you find a 7" stiletto walking around, but when you do, heads will turn. Olcay Gulsen brings you some big ass heels. Ankle straps on them all, not sure if that's for safety or style, but He has told you before its a great added look. Say it with He now, "The Higher the Heel, The Hotter the Girl." and repeat.
-He

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Fundies - Underwear for Two

You know you’ve achieved true togetherness when the two of you squeeze into a single pair of underwear. Fundies have many advantages. Save money on laundry bills! Eliminate embarrassing “wanna do it?” conversations! Detect as little as 0.5 oz of weight gain instantly! And much, much more!

Absolutely nothing good about this. Instant break up the second a girl tries to get He into a pair of these with her. ALL about being close and naked, but this seems like a very very unncessary step in the process.
-He




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HottHe of the Week...Michelle

Meet the girl whose making flower headbands the next big thing. Michelle, aka Michelle Madonna from ThatMadonnaGirl. Don't care what the product is, if the person designing and making the item is hot, the products are 99% of the time going to be hot.

How would you describe your style?  i think my style is pretty laid back but i always love being a little edgy. I always like to have that one piece on that sticks out and everyone notices, like bright necklace or one of my halos.

Who is Your Style Icon? I absolutely love Nicole Richie. She always looks so beautiful and classy.

Favorite item you own? My favorites change up every other week but my favorite item in my closet right now are my rag & bone leather panel skinny jeans. These jeans are literally show stopping with white jean back and black leather front.

Who are your Favorite Designers?  Some of my favorite designers right now are Equipment i have their shirts in every single color. Rag & Bone, obviously. Jeffery Campbell shoes are my crack and I am really obsessed with alice & olivia right now their colors for summer are amazing.
 
HE Needs More HottHes? Non-Bloggers and Bloggers wanted, please be Hot and Stylish and most importantly He Approved. Send your name, facebook link, and where you are from to fashionbyhe@gmail.com or Add He as a Facebook Friend.

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HottHe of the Week...Candace

One HottHe from lookbook, Candace here is from Instagram, ya just never know where He is going to come up with the next stylish hot girl. Obviously a Cali girl, we don't have this hair style in new york sadly. Great smile, awesome hair (yes that matters), and legs He likes. Pretty sure those ribbons on the back of her legs are tattoos, as they were in a couple of pictures, He likey. Keep looking good, instagramming and reading He.

How would you describe your style?  My style varies, I tend to dress according to my mood. Classy/ Feminine/ Chic/ Vintage. Generally, a little mix of all.

Favorite item you own?  My favorite piece of clothing..Sheesh. Its hard to decide! I'd have to say my crochet/ lace shorts. They're stylish yet comfortable and easily capable of being dressed up or down. Not to mention, I couldnt be more fond of lace.

Who are your Favorite Designers?  A few of my favorite designers are Rag & Bone, Sabo Skirt, Michael Kors, Aldo, Foreign Exchange, Jeffrey Campbell, Giuseppe Zanotti, Rachel Zoe, Urban Outfitters... the list could go on!
 
HE Needs More HottHes? Non-Bloggers and Bloggers wanted, please be Hot and Stylish and most importantly He Approved. Send your name, facebook link, and where you are from to fashionbyhe@gmail.com or Add He as a Facebook Friend.

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HottHe of the Week...Deborah

Found Deborah on lookbook, as he goes to great lengths to find HottHes. From Puerto Rico, kinda upset there was no invite invitation, could use a vacation. Deborah claims shes too short to be a model, but from the looks of it shes modeling, whether she knows it or not. Very jealous of people who live in warm weather places year round, having the beach and the sun in your backyard all the time, makes fashion, taking pictures, and life a lot easier. Deborah you can model for He any time, welcome to the HottHe club..

How would you describe your style? My style is very variable but mostly boho chic I think!

Favorite item you own?  My favorite item is my shorts, I love wearing shorts hehe love to show my legs !

Who are your Favorite Designers?  I have many designers that I really like, but Jason Wu is one of my favorites, his collections are so adorable and so feminine!!
 
HE Needs More HottHes? Non-Bloggers and Bloggers wanted, please be Hot and Stylish and most importantly He Approved. Send your name, facebook link, and where you are from to fashionbyhe@gmail.com or Add He as a Facebook Friend.

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HottHe of the Week...Michelle

How's this for a mouth full early morning, a Taiwanese-New Zealander who lives between London and New York. Well Good Morning Michelle. One of the classier more elegant ladies we have featured as a HottHe, which is good, He wants to show off the full spectrum of style. Great blog, has that editorial feel to it, which you don't see too often, awesome style, and now Michelle is the HottHe of the Week.   

How would you describe your style?  Very romantic, elegant, and mysterious, with an occasional dark twist.

Favorite item you own?   My hair... Haha, I'm kidding. It's 100% real... I don't know what I'd do without my long straight black hair. I don't think I have changed my hairstyle in over two years. It's become my trademark now. I also adore my YSL Tribute Sandals. They're versatile and timeless.

Who are your Favorite Designers?   Alexander McQueen, Ralph Lauren, Marchesa, Iris van Herpen, Elie Saab... The list could go on forever! I really enjoy discovering new designers and emerging talents. Carlos Luna and Yuna Yang are two emerging designers that I love - I certainly won't be missing their shows during NYFW.
 
HE Needs More HottHes? Non-Bloggers and Bloggers wanted, please be Hot and Stylish and most importantly He Approved. Send your name, facebook link, and where you are from to fashionbyhe@gmail.com or Add He as a Facebook Friend.

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Tuesday, July 24, 2012

Street Style Underwear Lines Take Over NYC...


Seems to be an ongoing trend this summer, dark underwear and light outfits. Willing to be 99% of girls do not even think about this occurring when they get dressed. Totally oblivious to the fact that they are wearing, blue black or whatever color underwear and a white dress. No guy is ever going to complain about this, but also no guy would ever walk around with visible underwear showing either. 
-He

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Are You a Double Agent?


 Thanks to Katherine for the tip

The idea isn't terrible, but the execution is miserable. Double Agent Shoes or wedges are really not a bad idea, but the company desperately needs a shoe designer. The shoes are flat out hideous, and that will absolutely prevent this idea from going any further then a basement closet.
-He

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The Worst Dress People Stand in Line at DASH

The worst thing you can do when you visit Soho as a tourist is take a picture in front of the DASH store. Absolutely the most miserable thing you can do. The best part for He is the trash that goes into that store. Like the Earth's worst dressed people. There is no chance 99% of the people going into that store buy anything. Not one well dressed person in the entire picture. Not 1, and there are like 20 people in this picture.
-He

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Monday, July 23, 2012

Fashion by He Style Competition...VOTING IS LIVE!

 He asked for your best summer outfit and He received a great number of entries. Log on and Vote, whoever has most Facebook Likes wins $150 Gift Card to HauteandRebellious.com

Make sure to Like  
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Stop Littering...Get Litter!

 If He hasn't said it a billion times, one more won't hurt. Body jewelry is one of the sexiest summer accessories you can pull off this year. If you are in a bikini and not wearing a body chain, you should leave the beach. Now let He introduce you to Litter Jewelry, again, hot designers make hot clothing/jewelry. The sisters behind the brand are both HottHes, and the jewelry they are pumping out. Ladies of Litter, listen up, start pumping out more Upper Arm Bangles, He is King, so do what He says. Lots of their stuff is actually on sale right now so you can get a good deal. Leg chains are oddly sexy, body harnesses are awesome, get something strap it on, and look good.
-He


 More pictures after the break...

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Public Service Announcement...He Doesn't Care What You Think!

Posted this picture over the weekend and got a sh*t storm of comments complaining about how mean He is. I want to formally respond by saying that He can give two sh*ts about what any of these commenter think, especially since at the end of the day they are all hypocrites. First off this woman should be on that Wal-Mart Fashion Failures websites, not a NYC street style blog. Second, He does actually hate her for looking so miserable. Drop bottom jumpsuit with one arm off, flip flops, and a skanky leopard bra hanging out? Sorry but this should piss off everyone else as much as it pissed off He. If you are going to dress like trash, we are going to treat you like trash. End of Story. Ya don't like it then, f*ck off, but the truth is, this website is like a funny car crash, you all come back for more, and you all laugh about the f*cked fashion He takes pictures of. Even if you don't want to admit it publically. You all point and stare at the same gross people you see on the streets, only difference is He takes a picture while you are pointing. Don't try and act all big, bold and tough on instagram comments, or comments anywhere, you are no different then He. You hate this as much as He does.
-He

P.S. If you want to live in world where this is acceptable, He knows a nice little trailer park with your name on it.

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Friday, July 20, 2012

FashionVOTE by He...Who Wore it Better?

Another edition of  Who Wore it Better Game, color denim, blue versus pink. Heels versus wedges, lets jump right into it

What are we looking at?
Girl 1: Medium sized wedges, could be higher. Pink skinny jeans, make her legs look good. Cool, racer-ish back tank top thing. Showing off the shoulder is always a good way to impress during summer. Shes close to looking really good, but just not fully there.
Girl 2: Cool Wedge/cut out heels. blue jeans look to be a size to big or so, and flattens the ass more then He would like. diy tank top, and definitely better hair then girl 1. Not an easy week to decide who looks better.

Time for the ArmHE to Vote:
Vote I Agree: Girl 1
Vote I Disagree: Girl 2

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Converse Screwd Up Big Time...

Understandable Converse wants into the sandal game, but this is totally not the right way to go about it. These look exactly like those booty sandals that He also hates.
-He

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