Thursday, May 31, 2012

Blogger Trends: The Foot Back Picture


No one on Earth looks at more fashion pictures or more blogs than He, it's part of being King, one must constantly be checking in on He's subjects and the ArmHe. Have you noticed the foot kick back lately on every blog? The foot kick back is quickly replacing the arm on the hip look. Take a look around at a few blogs, you will quickly notice how right He is.
-He

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Is This the Craziest Roommate Contract Ever?

Roommate Responsibilities
Dear ________,
I am so thrilled you decided to live with me starting June 1 2012 and ending June 1 2013. I am looking forward to spending time with you, it will be a lot of fun having you as a roommate. Before you move in, I always like to discuss and heavily define some roommate responsibilities. I do this NOT because I am crazy, but solely due to the fact that I have had roommates in the past who do not know how to be decent roommates and are quite frankly lazy and semi-cheap. I feel a sense of responsibility when taking on the role of being a roommate and I hope the other reciprocates equally. I always write out of list of items each of us need to purchase in the next year because I am a very organized person and I feel it is much easier to see on paper. Once you read this over and agree with the following, please date and sign this document. Furthermore, please let me know if you have ANY questions and I will be happy to answer or modify any of your needs/concerns. You can contact me via email (removed) or cell (removed).
Can't wait to live with you!

Best,
removed

Roommate Responsibilities:
Write your NAME next to half of them (10 total) and please understand that you are responsible for these items until our lease is over (June 1, 2013):
1) 3-5 NEW Brita filters every 2 months (imperative)

2) 2 bottles of WHITE wine per week or bi-weekly (I like all kinds)
3) 2 bottles of RED wine per week or bi-weekly (I like all kinds)
4) Shampoo (Costco or BJ's size ALWAYS)
5) Conditioner (Costco or BJ's size ALWAYS)
6) Body Wash (Costco or BJ's size ALWAYS)
7) Razor Blades AND Shaving Cream (Costco or BJ's ALWAYS)
8) Cleaning Products: Scrubbing Bubbles, Mr. Clean Magic Eraser, Windex, Clorox Wipes, Toilet Magic Wand, etc. (feel free to add any you like)
9) Hand Soap for Bathroom AND Kitchen (anything with a lemon or vanilla scent works)
10) Paper Towels (Costco or BJ's size ALWAYS)
11) Toilet Paper (Costco or BJ's size AlWAYS)
12) Paper Products (Red Solo Cups, plastic cups, paper plates, etc.)
13) Napkins
14) Food Shopping (I usually split the groceries HOWEVER if we don't eat the same thing, we can do this separately)
15) Tampons (Costco or BJ's size AlWAYS)
16) Bug Repellent for Apartment
17) Laundry Detergent
18) Dish Washer Detergent
19) Sponges (I like to change these monthly)
20) Air Freshener 
21) PLEASE FEEL FREE TO ADD ANYTHING ELSE!

Signature: ___________________________  Date: _________________


HE RESPONDS AFTER THE BREAK...

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No Bra Thursdays...First Weekend of Summer!

Beautiful day in Central Park...


They say Park Ave is Classy...and yes she was completely topless...can you blame her it was hot as hell in NYC this past weekend. Those not from NYC can be safe to know that women are legally allowed to be topless in NYC.

Remember if you support the #NoBraRevolution then let He know about it. If you want your outfit/look featured just send He a pic.
-He

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Thigh High Stockings Can Be Great or Terrible...

When you are running the #1 street style blog in the world, you take the bad with the good. Thigh highs are one of man's best friends, but people like this completely try and ruin the images He already has in He's head.
-He

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Wednesday, May 30, 2012

Shoe of the Week...Chloe Jade Green

First off, He had no clue who Chloe Jade Green ever was or who she is, but the girl can design one hell of a shoe collection. Obviously a clever girl by putting "Green" on the bottom of all her shoes. Not even sure He can pick a favorite out of all these, all high, all hot, and all He Approved.
-He

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Bag of the Week...Rebecca Minkoff

Everyone seems to be a big fan of Rebecca Minkoff and He went to her event a few months back for the launch of a G-Shock watch she work on, so figured its time to return the favor. Notice all the RM bags He picked are on the smaller size. He did that for a reason obviously, just to show you ladies that smaller bags to exist.
-He

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Face Chains Are F*cked?

If you choose to wear this face chain, maybe next time consider just staying home.
He

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HottHe of the Week...Kellen

Even though Kellen is now a blonde, which tricked He at first, her style as remained on point. It's easy to be goodlooking and not care about the clothing, but being goodlooking and taking it to the next level by having style is  the kinda stuff that takes you from a 9 to a 10. Kellen understands that which is why she is He's HottHe of the Week.


How would you describe your style? I would describe my style like I would the weather. Unpredictable. I mean that in the sense that I haven't quite mastered a specific genre of fashion. I find myself feeling edgy one day and then super preppy the next. And for that reason, I haven't wanted to identify myself with one style specifically. However; I will always sway towards a neutral palate. My favorite looks usually include blushes, beige, greys and black.

Favorite item you own?  One of my very favorite items isn't something that might catch ones eye, but mostly just a simple pair of ALDO ankle strap wedges. They are so simple in design, yet can make any outfit look super chic.
Who are your favorite designers? I'm and avid follower of the CFDA competitions, mostly due to my former boss, Gregory Parkinson having been a finalist in the 2010 competition, but also because it has introduced me to some of favorite designers. Prabal gurung and Joseph Altuzarra being a few. And seperate from that Chloe has always been a favorite of mine. 
 
HE Needs More HottHes? Non-Bloggers and Bloggers wanted, please be Hot and Stylish and most importantly He Approved. Send your name, facebook link, and where you are from to fashionbyhe@gmail.com or Add He as a Facebook Friend.

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HottHe of the Week..Sonya Lynn

When was the last time you saw someone look so good in those blacked framed glasses? Sonya,  from Toronto, all the sudden seeing at ton of new bloggers popping up in Toronto, not sure exactly whats going on up there, but fashion is catching on like wild fire. "I have a shopping problem. Actually though. I’m addicted and will go to the mall and buy a pack of gum just so I don’t leave empty handed." See that kinda sh*t could be a problem, but when you look as good as Sonya, people let ya get away with stuff.


How would you describe your style? Go Cheeky!

Favorite item you own? My go to items would be my rainbow of bright skinny jeans. They’re bright and fun and easy to throw on for a hot look (casual or dressy).
Who are your favorite designers? I wouldn’t say I have specific designers that are my favorite. I more so look to older movies and genres for inspiration. Audrey Hepburn is one of my favs. I’m also drawn toward outfits that any real girl can wear (and afford) but at the same time, I like to be different and make bold statements as often as possible.

 
HE Needs More HottHes? Non-Bloggers and Bloggers wanted, please be Hot and Stylish and most importantly He Approved. Send your name, facebook link, and where you are from to fashionbyhe@gmail.com or Add He as a Facebook Friend.

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HottHe of the Week...Rebecca

Meet Rebecca, The last lady of London, originally from London, school in Colorado, and now she is moving to NYC to track down He. Great body, great style, and He is sure after a few months in NYC its gonna get only better. Maybe will offer to be her unofficial tour guide to the city, can't have HottHe's walking around this place unsupervised. Rebecca is He Approved.


How would you describe your style?  For me I find fashion in what fits my body and what is comfortable. You will find me in very flowy fabrics, bold prints, and also very muted neutral knits and fun a-line skirts. My style can be quite eclectic. It all depends what mood I am in, one day I may be feeling boho and rock some high waisted cut off shorts with crochet top, and another day I may want to look chic by wearing a blazer, skinny jeans and flats. My friends have often said that I can wear any style, and I think everyone should feel the same way!

Favorite item you own? That’s a tough one; I adore my Chloé heels, however those are an every other outfit kind of look. I do love my Zara leather jacket, and Zara burnt orange coat with fur collar.
Who are your favorite designers? I love Lanvin, Zac Posen, Matthew Williamson, Alexander McQueen, Vivienne Westwood, I could go on and on!
HE Needs More HottHes? Non-Bloggers and Bloggers wanted, please be Hot and Stylish and most importantly He Approved. Send your name, facebook link, and where you are from to fashionbyhe@gmail.com or Add He as a Facebook Friend.


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Tuesday, May 29, 2012

Can Someone Explain High Fashion?

This is the number one reason He doesn't get invites to half the fashion shows during Fashion Week, He does not understand High Fashion. He can play in the fashion game with most designers and can understand a lot of them, but sometimes this sh*t gets out of hand. Roberto Cavalli, Emilio Pucci two big names in fashion, He knows that much, but He wants to know why. These two dresses, while the cut is nice, did these designers go out to the nearest rug store for inspiration? Hell if its that easy, and then throw on a few thousand dollar price tag, He is going to start doing it. Someone try and explain this in terms He can understand...
-He

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Shiny Clothing Makes No One Look Good...

Absolutely no one looks good in shiny metallic. Seen a few girls walking around the city in these Shiny outfits and it draws terrible attention. Maybe the bathing suit could be pulled off by the right girl, but the dresses and skirts He has seen lately look god awful. Just because its on sale, doesn't mean you have to buy it.
-He

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Does it Get Any Worse Than These Two?

Talk about your bottom of the barrel outfits this is it. He is actually speechless, not sure if He should rip them apart, give them pointers or just give up entirely. One thing is obvious, these two were both dropped on their heads as children.
-He

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Monday, May 28, 2012

Built in Belt Dress...Not Cool

Actually maybe its a little cool, but come on, can't just go with a regular dress and a belt? Gotta be all special with your belt woeven into the dress. Fine, be that way.
-He

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What is Love? Ok this works...

If you are following He on instagram, you might have already seen this beaut, but He thought she was too good not to blog feature. Long legs, long blonde hair, open sided shirt, sneaker wedges, short short jeans shorts. Biggest mistake He has made in a while was not offering her the chance to be He's arm candy.
-He

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Sunday, May 27, 2012

Fashion by He Photo Collage...

OMG Look its Fashion by He...quick get the camera

More pictures after the break...
-He

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Saturday, May 26, 2012

He Hates You for Trying to Trick He...

Wedge sneakers are one thing, at least there is a wedge. These are flats trying to play it off as heels. Totally unacceptable. He actually kind hopes someone staps you with their heel if you are caught wearing these. Not trying to wish pain and injury to anyone, but just letting you know, don't get caught wearing these.
-He

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Friday, May 25, 2012

Bikes and Heels a Lethal Combination...

Girls in heels/wedges on bikes get He's attention every time. If you can ride a bike in 6" heels you got skills. Too many girls in this world can't even ride a bike and your gonna go out there and do it in heels, god bless.
-He

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About Time: Fashion by He 10 Best Men Blogger

"Fashion by He was created by a fashion and stylist expert, who still remains anonymous,  in an effort to pass along his knowledge to the world. He has absolutely no training and comes to this post with little to no knowledge about fashion, yet somehow He manages to captivate the attention of millions everyday. He’s located in New York an established his blog on July 2009. He has a unique fashion eye for all things right or wrong, never follows norms and is distinct for his amazing, ironic yet humorous commentary!" -Netrobe


From day 1, Fashion by He was instantly catapulted into the top 1% of fashion bloggers. No brainer, best fashion blogger alive. Fashion by He is doing things, half the world can't even begin to understand. Cannot tell you how many people refuse to included Fashion by He on their list of top bloggers outta spite or because He doesn't post personal pictures.Whatever, we don't need those types of people, but it is nice to get featured every now and then. But then again, was there ever a questions He was #1? Thanks Netrobe, you get He.
-He



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Jeans and a White Shirt Always #1 Outfit...


UGLY ASS DOG. Sorry, He is a huge dog lover, but figured He to say at least one negative thing about this chick.  Just a stroll around soho in her white tank and wide legged jeans, and of course a big heel/wedge. Could her legs look any longer? Pobably not. While it might look like the walk home after a night with He, let He assure you that this wasn't the case.
-He

P.S. Apparently even tall girls like unnecessarily enormous bags too.

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Thursday, May 24, 2012

Wearing Skinny Jeans Cause Health Problems...

ABC NEWS: It's a fashion trend that we're seeing everywhere, at the mall, at work, and at school. We're talking about skinny jeans. They can be flattering, but if you're not careful, they can also be harmful to your health. Doctors say you have to be careful and really weigh the price of looking good, to the price of good health. If they're too tight, they can cause nerve damage. Dr. Karen Boyle with GBMC says, "This disorder is called meralgia paresthetica and it's a disorder that occurs when one of the nerves that runs in the outer part of a thigh gets compressed. The pressure on it causes symptoms of tingling, numbness and pain in the outer part of the thigh." 

Dr. Boyle says, "When you wear high heels the axis of your pelvis changes and what happens is your pelvis tilts and your buttocks kind of kick out a little bit and your legs are longer looking. This is why women like to wear stilettos. But because the pelvis tilts some, it further accentuates the pressure that's caused on those nerves. It can make the symptoms worse."


Tell that to hipsters around the world. You think its bad for chicks to wear jeans too tight, how about all the guy out there walking around with jeans tighter then their girlfriends. If this sh*t is fu*cking up the ladies imagine what its doing to him. Time to reconsider fellas. Ladies keep it tight...that what He said.
-He

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2012 List of Things You Must have For Summer

Well Memorial Day Weekend upon us, Fashion by He decided it was time to bring back the Top Ten List of Summer Must Haves...


2012 Summer Must Haves...
1) Upper Arm Bangle - how many times does He need to tell you how awesome these are
2) High Pair of Wedges - more of a daytime summer item, save the heels for sunset
3) Open Sided Shirt - rock out with your nip out...side boob is the new cleavage, ask anyone
4) Cheeky Bottom - Go Cheeky or Go Home...anything else would be uncivilized
5) Backlace - if you are wearing a backless dress, might as well add some flair
6) Fashion by He Neon Tank - a given
7) Sheer - So He can see whats underneath
8) Crop Top - no fatties
9) American Apparel Lace Bra - less is more?
10) Short Shorts - because they are never short enough

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No Bra Thursays...

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Shark Leggings? This Must Be Fake...

Spiked Leggings?!?!? NastyGal you are better than this.
-He

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War on UGGS - Here Comes The Bride

You stupid f*ckers. Is the wedding no longer sacred? Can we not have one day where hideousness leaves us alone? Just when UGGS started to disappear a little, maybe some progress is being made in the WAR ON UGGS, you come back with this crap. You can't stop an ArmHe on a mission with these sequins wedding UGGS. Sorry buddy, you gotta come at us harder then that.
-He

P.S. Any bride that wears these at her wedding deserves to get left at the alter. #truth

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Would You Ever Where Ass Pads?

First off, how in the hell is her ass that big? He is 88% sure there are ass pads under that dress. Second, Are those spanx sticking out the bottom? Click the picture to zoom in, but He is pretty sure that right, not like He knows what Spanx looks like but gotta imagine this is it.
-He

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Wednesday, May 23, 2012

Bag of the Week...Celine Luggage

He was told He should start doing a Bag of the Week, which could pair nicely with the Shoe of the Week. Honestly, women carry bags that are always 10 sizes to big for them and bags are the last thing in the world He looks at on the women but let's give this a shot.

If we are going to do this bag of the week we are going to do it He's way. Apparently, Celine Luggage is very popular right now. Of course this works out great, because every single picture we could fit the girl right into the bag.
-He

P.S. You should start liking these posts or tweeting about them.

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Shoe of the Week...Giuseppe Zanotti


Guest Post from Pursuit of Shoes: As HE always says #thehighertheheelthehotterthegirl and are these babies high - 5.5 inches to be exact! Giuseppe Zanotti knows how to make statement shoes that have tons of sex appeal.  From the ankle straps to the color, this is an all around stunner! Pair these with jeans and a white tee for a casual look or go for an LBD for a night out on the town.

Keep Pursuing Shoes,

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Who Decided Upper Arm Cut Puts Was a Good Idea?

(pics from nastygal)

No honestly, who thought this was a good idea? These types of things should really be run by He before going into full production. Saw a ton of chicks wearing these type shirts all over the city this weekend, and He just cannot figure out a reason why someone would wear one. The upper part of your arm is not listed as one of He's attractive female body parts, sure an upper arm bangle is a good thing but upper arm cut outs are gross. Not He Approved.
-He

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HottHe of the Week...Alison

From the short time He has come to virtually know Alison, she seems to be getting her picture taken a whole lot more than anyone else He has met.Can't hate, pictures look good, she looks good, He get's to stalk the pics, win win for everyone.Great legs, awesome style, the gap, super high heels, and "a huge vintage clothing collection." Alison has everything a girl would need to be a HottHe of the Week, Yes Please.


How would you describe your style?  My style is eclectic, vintage mixed with high end. I love taking pieces from Value Village and cutting them up - little boys' sweaters, cutting the lining out of lace dresses so they are sheer - but I spend on shoes (die for Louboutins) and bags (a Chanel is needed). I also think I have the largest onesie collection in North America, no joke. I have about 300.

Favorite item you own?  Impossible to answer, I never wear the same thing twice. I guess it's my beloved cream backless dress in many photos - $6 of heaven.

Who are your favorite designers?  I am inspired so much by local talent - for example, Amanda Lew Kee is so innovative and I love how she can use black in a way I've never seen done. In terms of attainable designers, I love Wildfox and Unif - There is also a line called To Dye For Denim - denim shorts in every color/pattern/studded/tie dyed you can imagine - that's really hot. But my dream of dreams favorite designer ever? McQueen.

HE Needs More HottHes? Non-Bloggers and Bloggers wanted, please be Hot and Stylish and most importantly He Approved. Send your name, facebook link, and where you are from to fashionbyhe@gmail.com or Add He as a Facebook Friend.


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HottHe of the Week...Amanda and Jill

You might remember Amanda from No Bra Thursdays, quick comment before we continue with this post, the reason you see so many HottHe's on No Bra Thursdays is probably due to one thing: confidence. These girls have the confidence to leave the bra at home, and the confidence enough to catch He's attention for a HottHe feature. But a duo blog this morning, two friends Amanda and Jill, from Cali, just blogging one awesome outfit after the next. No doubt two HottHe's are better then one.


How would you describe your style? 
Amanda: I honestly get up in the morning and dress however I'm feeling. It's hard to properly articulate and there's no real rhyme or reason to it, but it works. A lot of the time I'm feeling like a cowgirl, sporting ankle boots, and not wearing a bra.
Jill: It's hard to throw me into one particular category because one day I could be sporting a hippie-dippy look and the next be feeling a little grunge. I think overall I identify with the west coast, California style- a little less polished and a little more unkempt and laid back. I can say this for certain- I am definitely not a colorful person and I definitely love everything high waisted.

Favorite item you own?
Amanda: It changes all the time. But if you held a gun to my head and forced me to choose it would probably be my Isabel Marant Zoras.
Jill: I have been having a love affair with my Sam Edelman Louie boots for quite some time now. Always a sucker for a solid pair of ankle boots.
Who are your favorite designers? 
Amanda: I tend to gravitate towards loving particular pieces rather than loving the bulk of someone's work, but I do have soft spot for most things Isabel Marant and Céline. 
Jill: Like Amanda I usually love particular pieces from various designers. However, if that same gun happened to be pointed to my head I would definitely say Alexander Wang and Isabel Marant.
HE Needs More HottHes? Non-Bloggers and Bloggers wanted, please be Hot and Stylish and most importantly He Approved. Send your name, facebook link, and where you are from to fashionbyhe@gmail.com or Add He as a Facebook Friend.


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HottHe of the Week...Ioana

Meet Ioana, she has the best umm legs! 25 year year old MILF mother, of two from Romania. Not sure that He has every featured a Romanian HottHe before, but just goes to show the global reach of the powers of He.Previously featured on No Bra Thursdays, Ioana, has a great body, awesome style and hot shoes, the only thing left was to make her a HottHe of the Week.

How would you describe your style?  I dress according to how I'm feeling on any particular day, but my look always has a very feminine flair to it. I love so many different styles and I love mixing different fabrics in the same outfit. So...relax but still chic! hahahah.

Favorite item you own?  love my Jeffrey Campbell, they are so easy to wear and my feet are so relax in them.

Who are your favorite designers? Dana Budeanu (a romanian designer, I just love her Collection Lolita!!), Elie Saab, Louboutin ( women's love! hahah), Michael Kors and the list can go on!

HE Needs More HottHes? Non-Bloggers and Bloggers wanted, please be Hot and Stylish and most importantly He Approved. Send your name, facebook link, and where you are from to fashionbyhe@gmail.com or Add He as a Facebook Friend.


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A He Approved Camera Strap...DSPTCH!

Whenever He walks around the city, the stupid Nikon Camera strap always pisses He off. Sh*t is too short, you can't walk around the city with a camera over your arm comfortably. You need a real camera strap that actually acts as a strap and a camera sling. Finally, He has a way to keep the camera around He's shoulder without looking like a tourist. DSPTCH hooked He up with exactly what he was looking for. Camera Sling showed up much faster then He expected and the strap was even cooler then He thought it would be. If you need a camera strap, definitely check them out, or give them as a gift, DSPTCH is now the official Fashion by He Camera Strap Sponsor.

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Must-have tops – tunics, blouses and cardigans for women


If you’ve ever had the luxury of a personal stylist clearing out your clothing and advising you on the best things to wear, you’ll know there are some must-haves to keep in your wardrobe. The essence of styling is to buy versatile clothes that can be worn in a variety of ways, giving you great value for money and stunning outfits every time. From denim jackets to cardigans for women, there are several key pieces of clothing, and here are just three.

Tunics are flattering, versatile and affordable, so what’s not to like. Whatever your height, shape or style, you can find a tunic or two to match with other key items in your wardrobe. For smarter work wear, choose a tailored tunic that will work well with office trousers, accented by a piece of chunky jewellery. For days off, look for floatier, softer tunics that give you a great shape without being uncomfortable to wear, and that layer over vests and under jackets to complete your outfit. If you don’t have a tunic in your wardrobe, get out there and buy one!

Blouses and shirts are a staple part of a good wardrobe. Perfect for work, but looking just as good with jeans or shorts, the right blouse can be a fantastic investment. Take advantage of one of the latest trends and buy a pussy bow blouse, which gives you a great vintage look whilst also being bang up to date. Made in sheer fabrics and with great detailing, the pussy bow blouse  is a feminine, sexy and fun way to add a little interest to your collection.

And is there anything quite as versatile as cardigans? For women, the wide range of cardigans available means that just by choosing two or three classic styles and colours, you always have a great-looking top layer to wear. Wherever you’re going and whatever you’re doing, a cardigan can add style, colour, detail, warmth and much more to every outfit. Naturally, you’ll need to match the cardigan to the occasion, but if you shop wisely, you’ll never be sorry you bought one.

Of course, any stylist will tell you that there are more essential pieces to add to your wardrobe than just these three, but if you have to start somewhere, start with these three must-have tops, which will give you the versatility, comfort,

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Tuesday, May 22, 2012

Going to a Wedding...Try and Look Good!

Fashion by He is on facebook and from time to time looks at peoples pictures they post. Recently He has been seeing a lot of people at weddings posting pictures. What He has trouble understanding is how or why such goodlooking people can pick such hideous dresses to wear. He isn't talking about the bride or the bridesmaids, but regular people attending. Doesn't everyone like getting dressed up for events? Not every day you get to be all done up and get wasted, dance and have a good time, why would you allow yourself to do so and look so terrible. Of course we live in a day in age, when everything is uploaded online, but are girls today blind when it comes to picking out dresses for nice events? Some of the outfits He has seen recently have been terrible...REMINDER...He is always available to help you decide if a dress is a go or no go. He is available to help for any outfit really, but some of these event dresses He has seen lately are just pathetic.

Fashion by He Wedding Tips:
1) LBD: Sometimes staying with a simple black dress is the way to go...while prints and colors might seem like a good idea, if the event is at night, 90% of the time go with the black dress, better to blend in that stick out and look gross.
2) Body: If you have a body show it, not in the show the skin, but wear something that shows off your shape. Wearing something form fitting will make your date that much happier you dragged him to the event. Crazy wild patterns, bright colors, weird cuts, and outrageous dresses are not necessary.
3) Heels: This should be a given but apparently not, high heels are always required, and no your 3" heel isn't a high heel, He doesn't care how you try and spin it.

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Follow Fashion by He...247365

If you aren't following Fashion by He on Twitter and Instagram, you are missing a lot of He Action.
Get to it... @fashionbyhe.com
-He

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It's a Tinkerbell Dress...

All for the flowing dresses of late, and all for sheer, and the black dress underneath, but this dress took all three and vomited out something nasty.
-He

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See Through Pants All the Rage...

Shoes are gross.Shiny Metallic Silver and Gold that people are starting to wear looks hideous. All for sheer and see through clothing, love seeing whats underneath as much as the next guy, but there are some girls that just look better covered.
-He

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Monday, May 21, 2012

Why is there a Flats versus Heels Discussion?

"So what are you wearing tonight? Are you wearing flats or heels? 
Ugh I know, I don't want to wear them either, fine I'll wear flats if you do." 
-said by any two girls planning their outfits

These conversations Kill He...He might be a guy but He still gets some insider information into you women every now and then. Sorry you have a leak. Why when girls are going out for an event or in a group does their conversation involve whether or not they are wearing heels or flats? Why does this have to be a group decisions? Can't we all decide right now that the answer should always be heels? Don't even care if its a day of walking around street fairs in new york city, do you know how horrible you all look in your gladiator sandals and maxi dress? Throw on a wedge for heavens sake, it won't kill ya.
-He

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Don't Tell He Miley Wasn't SexHe Last Night...



Nose ring, no bra revolution, no pants party, body jewelry..If you don't think this looked good, time for a head check...take notes on the body chain...pulled off perfectly.
-He

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Girls Must Love Walking in These Dresses...

Not even a question that girls absolutely love these dresses for one reason, just to walk in them. They probably think they are all princesses crossing the street with their 4 foot train blowing in the wind behind them. This isn't He complaining, just stating a fact.
-He

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Top Tips for Matching Your Shoes to Your Style

We've all heard that shoes can make or break the outfit. Don't let the wrong shoes get you on the fashion police's hit list! If you need a little help picking out the perfect pair for that fabulous getup, you've come to the right place!

Ask yourself this question: What kind of message about myself am I trying to send with my ensemble? It's important you dress appropriately for the occasion, the season, the weather and yes, even the time of day. Once you've decided on what you’re wearing, it's time to marry them off to the perfect shoes. Here are some pointers:

Summer dresses are probably my favourite things about the season, but nothing can ruin the look faster than sporting the wrong footwear. If it's not cold outside, boots are an obvious no-no unless you're trying to channel Laura Ingalls. Colourful sandals are all the rage right now, and espadrilles have been a warm weather mainstay for years. Summer clothing exudes a casual, laid-back attitude; don't bog them down with too-clunky shoes! Show off that pedicure with fun and dainty sandals. The lesson here is to match the personality of your shoes to you and that of your clothes.

Now you wouldn’t wear that backless sundress to the office, so let’s keep the gladiator thongs at home. While many of us no longer have to wear boring, hum-drum power suits to the office anymore, those of us that do can always liven things up with a smart pair of shoes. If your office has a conservative dress code, find a snazzy pair of patent leather pumps in a neutral colour. There’s something about patent leather that will freshen up any outfit while giving you a shot of self-confidence! With this level of dress code, it’s probably best to keep embellishments to a minimum because too much flair can seem tacky and will actually kill your outfit! If you’re lucky enough to work somewhere with a more relaxed dress code, take some liberties with your footwear. Embrace colour and texture, but keep the mile-high metallic platforms away from the workplace. How about trying some wedges? They’re not only chic, they’re super comfortable to work and walk around in all day.

In a nutshell, there are a few general rules to follow regarding shoes. If you're short, avoid wearing shoes that end just above the ankle as they can make you look stumpy. Wearing something colourful? Nude shoes usually work best in this scenario, but sometimes wearing an unexpected colour can add excitement—it’s like colour-blocking, but with your shoes. Wearing all black? A bright, bold shoe here could be a welcome surprise. If you’re afraid of colour, try a textured black shoe. Lace, snakeskin, studs…the possibilities are endless! Lastly, always make sure your kicks give off the right vibe. Just think of how different it’d be if Cinderella’s little shoe weren’t a delicate glass slipper?

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Sunday, May 20, 2012

FashionCollage by He...

 Another week, and here are the outtakes...
-He

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Saturday, May 19, 2012

How Many Penis Can you Fit On Your Leg?

Hate taking ideas from other sites, but i saw these and thought it twas too good not to post. Yup, penis leggings. And if these aren't enough penis for you they also offer penis shirt, penis jacket so yea there ya have it cock for all.
-He

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Friday, May 18, 2012

FashionVOTE by He...Who Wore it Better?

What are the odds, same street, a few minutes apart two girls in the same red jumpsuit? It's a f*cking hot jumpsuit at that, and both girls would get taken down by He if He wanted to, but damn is this the aligning of the stars or what? Time to get down to business...

What are we looking at?
Girl 1: Red jumpsuit, if that wasn't a given. High wedges, definitely the way to go with a jumpsuit, makes the legs look so much longer, the ass just that much better. She better be bringing that coffee to He, black please. Louis Vuitton  bag and no sunglasses, could probably use them as squinting isn't attractive.
Girl 2: Sandals, hmm, don't hate the casual look, but obviously the pants part are too long, aka meant for wedges. Smile on the face always helps, and cool sunglasses that fit her well.

Time for the ArmHE to Vote:
Vote I Agree: Girl 1
Vote I Disagree: Girl 2

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