Tuesday, January 31, 2012

Trend Alert: Wide Legged Pants

Trend Alert: Wide Legged Pants! Absolutely loving this right now. Tight around the ass, makes the legs look longer. But do NOT think for a second you are going to pull off this look without a high pair of wedges or heels, because sh*t ain't gonna fly. Get some light weight pairs for the spring, get a formal pair for work, get a pair of jeans for the rest of the time.
The King Has Spoken

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What the F*ck Are These Jorts?

Shot on the spot! These are 100% Jorts and He doesn't care how you label them, a jort is a jort is a jort!

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Wedges and Socks...Still Undecided!

What does the ArmHe think of the whole socks and heels look? Sometimes He is okay with it, other times its gross and disgusting...just cannot get a good read on it. Obviously He would prefer no socks, but if your gonna wear them, should He like it or hate it?

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Monday, January 30, 2012

BCBG Takes Social Media To the Next Level...

He tweeted about this on Friday, but thought it was worth a full post...and not to toot He's own horn, but this is like real investigative journalism going on...
This is a post to any fashion brands et al that read Fashion by He. BCBG is officially a game changer! They are doing something very few if any at all are doing right now, they are members of lookbook.nu. Lookbook has over 3.5 million unique visitors per month and over 70 million page views per month and the best part is all the rules have gone out the window in hopes of expanding. Brands would be foolish not to take 5 minutes out of their day to post a look. Drives traffics, creates brand awareness, and shows off styles of your own clothing. Why every brando n the planet isn't taking advantage of this opportunity is crazy. Every big brand has a social media manager, isn't this a crucial part it? Pretty sure your twitter account isn't getting 70 million page view.  So until lookbook.nu takes the reigns back on their site, if He were running a fashion a fashion brand, He would be exploiting the sh*t outta this opportunity.

P.S. Just keep in mind, when next week you start seeing every brand under the sun on lookbook.nu it was He's fault!
P.P.S. He is for Hire to brands if you need help coming up with other insanely awesome ideas such as this. 

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Probably the Most Disguisting Thing He Has Ever Seen...

CelebsChristina Aguilera had a sickeningly embarrassing “wardrobe” malfunction while singing at Etta James’ funeral. The malfunction had nothing to do with what she had on. It was caused by what she had in–or didn’t have in–securely. The unspeakable malfunction occurred because her feminine protection product apparently failed her. Or to put it grossly and bluntly, her tampon or maxi pad leaked, and her period ran down her leg.

Get the trash can, He is gonna puke. Without question the most revolting thing He has ever seen. Speechless. Doesn't help Christina put on about 10,000 lbs since that Dirty Video, but now this...ugh way to ruin the comeback sweetheart.

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Hey Blonde, You Looking at He?

Those silk military pants can look good. Silk dresses too.

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Sunday, January 29, 2012

Join the #ArmHe!!

HottHe's sending in pics...Great day at Fashion by He HQ.

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Friday, January 27, 2012

Karl Can Go F*ck Himself! And Take His Clothing with Him!

So this huge collection of Karl sh*t just launched and He will tell ya this, NOT IMPRESSED! You chicks go crazy for this KL dude, if you put half as much energy into loving He as you do this schmo, we would be taking over the world right now. Honestly, He doesn't care that He is bashing some hot shot fashion dude, know what He tells truth to power, and no one has more power then He. Motherf*cking King of Fashion over here and if He doesn't like it, well then there is no argument. End of story. You wanna sell some sweatshirts, put He's face on it, sh*t will fly off the shelves!

P.S. And really you are going to put your face all over the clothing?!?! Guess we know who Karl's biggest fan is...isn't that right Karl?

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Nothing Says Pure Like a G-String Wedding Dress...

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Are White Shoes Acceptable?

Completely okay with the color denim look, but not sure how much He likes the white shoes. Just not sure there is ever a right time or place for white shoes in any capacity.

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Thursday, January 26, 2012

Look for Spring....Blazer, Shorts and Heels

Heads up, if you didn't know this before but shorts and heels come spring time is always one of He's favorite looks. Come sprint time pair the same shorts with a blazer and you have a look for just about any occasion. Pictures are from shopbop.com but there are a billion other places you can use to pull this look off.

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Did You Know Uggs Mean You Have Chlamydia?

This article was supposedly pull down off of the website. Not sure why they didn't just submit it to Fashion by he to begin with. Hell We started this War on Uggs!
Every sane person in the world knows these things are hideous. I'm not forging any new trails by agreeing. I do, however, have some insight to offer as to why these are the most aesthetically awful boots ever made. I will henceforth dissect the anatomy of an UGG boot through a measurement system I have been developing for years. I call it the (patent-pending) "Scale of Whoredom." If you've owned or worn any pair of these boots, you should probably be in line at your local Planned Parenthood right now waiting to get tested.
Tier 1: Warning Light
These boots are designed with a small amount of whoredom in mind. Friday and Saturday nights mostly. The pathetically uncreative styling of this boot was specifically designed by UGG to match a pair of black spandex, a North Face fleece jacket and a shirt with some Greek symbols on it. UGG originally intended to call these boots "Open for Business," but they eventually settled for the less egregious name, "Sorority Slut."

 Tier 2: System Failure
Taking into account the fur length alone, you already know this girl takes off her clothes for money. It's the only thing to distract you from the fake tits. This is the kind of girl that wears super low cut shirts for attention and ironically yells at guys for staring. The bright white color of the fur designates that her workplace doesn't stop at topless and the overwhelming frizziness dictates that a trip to the champagne room is probably less than $20.
 Tier 3: Nuclear Meltdown
The amount of fur on this boot actually has a utilitarian purpose. There is just enough room in the cluster of sheep hair to hide a knife, so that you can stab the truck driver and break the window to safely escape the cab. The other boot stows a cell phone. That way you can call the police and inform them which truck stop parking lot you work at so they can come break up the less-than-domestic disturbance. And haul you off to jail for prostitution.
I should say that girls shouldn't be wearing boots from this company for obvious reasons. They are some hideous looking shoes. However, in a way they are doing the world a service. If you have recently been with a girl that wears anything off of the list above, save the trip to the doctors office; you have chlamydia.

DISCLAIMER: The views expressed in this article are the author's own and do not reflect RVA Magazine editorial policy (that goes double for this particular article). Additionally, they are presented for humorous purposes, so don't take this shit too seriously.

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No Bra Thursdays ... Cassie Matthews

Model or no Model, Cassie Matthews f*cking gets it. There is an extreme air of confidence when a girl can walk outside as a proud supporter of the No Bra Revolution. Honestly would like to give you a clearer explanation of why He has started this revolution, and how/why this is one of the sexiest confidence looks a girl can pull off but it is. Just know it and accept it.

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Wednesday, January 25, 2012

Shoe of the Week...United Nude

United Nude has been featured twice before on Fashion by He, both for good and for bad. This is the last chance for UN, so its up to the ArmHe to decide if these new shoes that are all available now are ArmHe Approved or not.

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He has He's Eye on You...Sorta!

Now ASOS is coming out with Eye tattoos, apparently lip tattoos weren't enough. The worst part is you know the same people buying and wearing the lip tattoos are also buying and wearing the eye tattoos, hell they are probably wearing them both at the same time.

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HottHe of the Week...Ashley

Ashley actually asked He if she was HottHe material, He's draw dropped to the floor. Like really Ashley, do you think you are not HottHe material? You are so HottHe material its not even funny....You have everything He looks for in a Hotthe, well except that boyfriend thing. Ashley you are definitely He Approved and the HottHe of the Week.
How would you describe your style? 
It's a bit California Chic with a sexy twist. 90% of the time you'll find me in jeans and a tee but I always like to add an incredible pair of shoes to spice it up. For me, shoes can make or break an outfit. I've learned over the past couple years that it's really important to stay true to your style. I love to look at other bloggers' outfit posts and think about how I can put my own touch on it rather than completely re-create their look.

Favorite item you own? My newest Louboutin purchase! Found the oh-so fabulous "Maggies" on super sale at Barneys NY in Vegas and had to have them. They are a classic Louboutin shape with the perfect hint of edginess.

I also have this amazing Elie Tahari LBD that I snagged from the outlets years ago. It features a deep sweetheart neck line that is trimmed with lace- talk about super sexy! I'm determined to find a wedding dress like it (one day).

I'm all about deals (obvi). There is no reason to break the bank to get the outfit you want - designers and department stores break price so fast these days that you can usually wait until something goes on sale plus there is always a look for less out there.

Who are your favorite designers? There are so many!  Christian Louboutin, Sam Edelman, Giuseppe Zanotti, Cynthia Vincent, and Rebecca Minkoff are a few of my favs.

HE Needs More HottHes? Non-Bloggers and Bloggers wanted, please be Hot and Stylish and most importantly He Approved. Send your name, facebook link, and where you are from to fashionbyhe@gmail.com or Add He as a Facebook Friend.

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HottHe of the Week...Emily

Meet the woman behind Emily CHO Handbags, not sure how this was missed during the interview, but thats okay, He misses nothing. As He has said a thousand times before, hot designers always make hotter clothing/accessories. At this point He feels that there is enough evidence on He to prove this to be factual scientific information. Emily you are the HottHe of the Week!

How would you describe your style? my style is ever emerging and ecletic , i hate trends, i wear what makes me feel fierce, sexy, glamorous, whatever mood im in...i pick pieces that i love and mix them all together

Favorite item you own?  my most coveted fashion item is a pair of louis vuitton runway boots from my 18th bday (im 25 and ahalf now) they are like moon boots-

Who are your favorite designers?  favorite clothing designers are alexander wang, phillip lim, helmut lang, the row, proenza schouler, givenchy, balmain

HE Needs More HottHes? Non-Bloggers and Bloggers wanted, please be Hot and Stylish and most importantly He Approved. Send your name, facebook link, and where you are from to fashionbyhe@gmail.com or Add He as a Facebook Friend.

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HottHe of the Week...Tess

Tess, retail broker by day, HottHe all the time. Unreal body, tall girl in huge heels, does it get any easier then this? If He was ever going to reveal himself, Tess might be call numero uno. Never undervalue the points you can win by having good hair. If you have the legs, ass and body for tight clothing, when the weekend comes around you better be putting it on. Tess is the HottHe of the Week, and YES HE Approved!

How would you describe your style?  My style is definitely a combination of chic with a hint of hipster. I love matching high end accessories with slouchy hats or vintage tees with combat boots or oxfords. Being a New Yorker, black is my go to for every occasion, but I sometimes throw some color in my outfits to change it up.

Favorite item you own?   My favorite item I own would definitely have to be my oversized wool Vince cardigan. Its the perfect item for this winter considering its not that cold so its a great substitute for a puffy jacket.

Who are your favorite designers?   My favorite designers are Vince, Wildfox, and Theory.

HE Needs More HottHes? Non-Bloggers and Bloggers wanted, please be Hot and Stylish and most importantly He Approved. Send your name, facebook link, and where you are from to fashionbyhe@gmail.com or Add He as a Facebook Friend.

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Tuesday, January 24, 2012

Can You Ever Have Too Many Spikes?

(Top Left - Jeffrey Campbell, Sam Edelman, Ruthie Davis, Asos Jewelry, Bag - HollywoodHeels, Jeans- n/a)

Can You Ever Have Too Many Spikes? Seems like Spikes have taken over recently, everyone and anyone is putting spikes on just about anything. Us guys better watch out this could be some cruel plan for women to take over, they are arming themselves and we are just turning a blind eye to it because they call it fashion.

P.S. Those jeans appear to be a DIY project, if anyone does one and post it on their blog, guaranteed to be a widely popular post for you.

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More Lip Tattoos...Enough is Enough

He told you how gross these things were when they came out under the name Voilent Lips, now ASOS has come out with Lip Rock. Now apparently this works more as a paint then as a tattoo so it should in theory be easier to put on, but the point of the post is that you should not be putting these or any other lip tattoos on to begin with. NO ONE wants to go near the girl with the lip tattoo...write that down.

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Are These Capri Pants or Short Pants?

Very dark picture, but what can you do, the flash makes it a little too obvious. Are these pants just too short, or are they capri pants which have gone completely out of style.

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Monday, January 23, 2012

How About the Ear Cuff Comb Combo?

Last week, He featured Kim K and her line of Ear and Hair Cuff Hair Jewelry. This week He is featuring ASOS collection, that seems to be a little trendier. Not gonna write this style off, He kinda Hated on Kim K, but that was pretty much because there is too much Kardashian going on in this world. The look itself isn't bad, would probably stick with the first, two, the rainbow might be a bit much.

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Microwaveable Slippers...No Thanks?

Really is this necessary?

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Is This Real Life?

Mind is not even sure how to comprehend this...

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Sunday, January 22, 2012

Weekly Roundup...What He Thinks You Should Know!

He posted on facebook the other day that He was looking for an intern. Got some good responses from people in the ArmHe who want to join the Royal Family so to speak. He is gonna put all interns on trial and see how it goes...Let He know if you like this Weekly Round up...

Apparently Alexander McQueen's Pre-Fall collection has beat us to that punch. Get inspired by this living gallery that is more than museum worthy. Fashionologie
Win a Trip to New York Fashion Week!! Polyvore is giving it's users a chance to style some collections by these fresh new fashion gurus. Polyvore

Have a peak at Alexander Wagner in his latest editorial shot for Foam Magazine. Fashion Gone Rogue

The top trends from the Spring 2012 runway are in. Style

Linda Farrow channels snakeskin textures in her Luxe Snakeskin Sunglasses that are sure to make a staple in any fashionista's wardrobe. Plus who wouldn't want to sport these ombre lenses? Lorens World
DIY Embellished headbands to add a little sparkle to your look.I Spy DIY

Portfolio clutches, exotic skins, and outgoing patterns are some the go to staples for bags this season.Style

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Saturday, January 21, 2012

Return Of The Rockabilly Style

Rockabilly is not just music. It represents the era of the 1950s – music, fashion, attitude and everything else. It has made its appearance in 2011 with hairstyles, funky costume wigs, leather jackets and the gingham returning. Seeing the rising popularity of this style, it is expected that this wave that has begun to form will crest the next. A number of key elements of the Rockabilly style will be visible. Given below are a few of the key elements that embody the Rockabilly look:

  1. The Quiff – This is a hairstyle that has been influenced by Rockabilly and is a major movement. You will find it prominently featured everywhere. Wherever you go, you will find men with slick quiffs and big hair.
  2. Leather Jacket – The Quiff is incomplete without the rest of the Rockabilly ensemble. One of this is the iconic leather jacket in black. It personifies toughness and attitude. You can buy either the biker leather jackets or any other style that will look tough.
  3. Slim Jeans – Also known as the skinny Jeans, this piece of clothing is one of the key elements of the Rockabilly era. Most people of that time wore jeans that were no only slim but also contoured your legs as if they were second skin. The cut was good and the dark washes gave it a natural attitude.
  4. Shirts – Gingham was Rockabilly flavor with plaids and bowling shirts being equally important. You need these in your wardrobe for a Rockabilly ensemble. These button-up shirts are worn without tie. Denim and chambray are other popular options that fit in well with this fashion.
  5. Vests – Vests, during the Rockabilly era were worn under the black jacket and were iconic. They are an essential for a successful Rockabilly wardrobe. Just throw on a vest, top it with a jacket and some attitude and you are ready.
  6. Shoes – There were three types of shoes majorly worn as given below.  Creeper Style – These are shoes with thick soles.
    1. Leather boots in black – They can be military, worker or biker shoes. They look tough and edgy and are essential for your wardrobe.
    2. Brogues – Another popular name for these shoes is “wing tips”. They were popular and looked smart. Many of the shoe designs today are inspired by these three styles of shoes.
  7. Braces – They were worn with a gingham, buttoned up shirt or over a vest and paired with dark jeans. When you wear them, you will stand out and be recognized as a Rockabilly.
  8. Caps – Flat caps were mostly worn by ranch workers and paired with the denim shirt. It is a trendy look that is popular this season.

Whenever you are trying to portray a look, believe in it. When you believe in it and know yourself, your look will seem a part of you. Whether it is the tattoos or the hairstyle, unless, you have the attitude you will not be a true Rockabilly. Remember that when you adopt the Rockabilly style, you are actually adopting a lifestyle.

Kim Rodrigues is a fashion expert and a party animal. She often sends great discount birthday invitations to all her friends once a year and loves throwing themed parties every now and then.

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Friday, January 20, 2012

Guess That Celebrity Style?

It's not like you haven't heard it here before, but maybe seeing it over and over again, and on a celebrity will finally make you realize that He knows everything. Do not go to the beach or the pool without body jewelry/chains, it should be a requirement - Cheeky bottoms, heels/wedges, body jewelry. Don't walk out to the beach without a towel, it should be the same sorta situation.

Can you Guess That Celebrity Style?

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F*ck You! If You Wear EyeLash Jewelry...

(Thanks to Diana for the Tip)

What the f*ck are these things? Has He featured these before? Are those f*cking horses on your eye lashes? Horses? Really? Eyelash Jewelry, no freakin chance...Who the hell wants a f*cking strawberry over on their eye? No one! If He sees you out wearing these, expect to have them ripped off instantly.

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Wah Wah...Where is Summer?

Everyone is complaining that they miss summer blah blah wah wah...we get it, winter sucks, summer is better. He dug through some archives of pictures that didn't make the blog this summer this was one. Ankle Cleavage, high wedges, cool pants...so yea, He misses summer too.

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Thursday, January 19, 2012

Top Posts of 2011....

Figured this wouldn't be a bad idea. A year in review if you will...here are the top posts for 2011...in no special order...

The Difference Between Flats and Heels...

It Seems the Galaxy is Taking Over...

HottHe of the Week...Maritsa

Shoe of the Week...The Six Inch

FashionTALK by He...JewAmerPrincesss - Neon

Which were your favorites of the past year?

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More Ear Cuffs...He Kinda Likes...

Still waiting for someone in the ArmHe to push He one way or the other, but for now He is gonna be a fan of the Ear Cuff Trend. There is something edgy about the look...like it or hate it?

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FashionINTERNATIONAL by He...Florida

"Recently took a vacation to a Floridian suburb, in a fruitless effort to get away from people who annoy me." -Gianna
You can run, but it's hard to outrun a cheetah...think I threw up in my mouth a little.

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Wednesday, January 18, 2012

Shoe of the Week...Penelope And Coco

Well F*ck. He hates when this happens, but the ArmHe has got to love it. He gets all done written a post, finding a shoe, making a pretty collage, and then whammy, He finds out He has already posted Penelope And Coco as a Shoe of the Week before. Not the end of the world, still a great wedge and a crazy looking animal print heel. We need reminders from time to time as whats hot and whats not. Not sure why but He pictures these shoes with thigh highs...anyone else?

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Feather Pie? He Thinks NOT!!

TMZ: Feathers aren't just for birds anymore ... they're also perfect for vaginas ... this according to former "Real Housewives of New York" star Cindy Barshop.

Cindy has created two new lines of luxury merkins ... which she's now selling at her NY waxing salon -- Completely Bare.

The first line is called the Foxy Bikini, in which the bikini line is waxed bare and replaced with a pubic wig made from real fox fur. They come in a variety of colors ... including traditional pink! 
For those who desire a more festive flower -- Cindy also offers the Carnivale Bikini ... in which the pubic region is decorated with feathers in a variety of colors! 
But a fancy hoo-ha don't come cheap -- starting price for the Carnivale is $195 and the Foxy is $30 extra

Fck This Shit! He doesn't want feathers in your hair and He sure as sh*t doesn't want features down there. Vajazzle was bad, Vattooing kinda kinky whatever the hell these people want to think up next is beyond ridiculous. ATTENTION LADIES: this is a full proof plan to keep your man, husband, boyfriend, lover, or whatever the fck else you think is gonna be down there, running for the hills.

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Things Women Do to Look Hot – That Men Don’t Care About

Most women care a good deal about how they look. Maybe they won’t look in the mirror and diligently put on makeup before a night spent watching TV on the couch, but they certainly will become as vain as necessary while preparing to go out with friends – or to impress a guy.

For the most part, men look good only because we want women to find us attractive. Women, on the other hand, always tell me that they care about their appearance mainly for themselves. I want to look good for me is a line I often hear when this type of conversation arises. I don’t buy it. I think women, just like men, dress nicely for the prime sake of the opposite gender. They want to catch our attention, and we want to grab theirs. This is how we are biologically programmed.

And women usually succeed. If they have enough natural hotness to begin with, there’s no question that they’ll dress prepared whenever there’s a guy out there who needs to be impressed. They know what we like, how to look sexy, and what they need to wear in order to make that happen. But sometimes I’ve found there to be a disconnect. Sometimes the woman we care about some element of her physical appearance – but really, we couldn’t in the least.

Here’s what I’m talking about:

-Earrings. Even I’ll admit that a nice, classy necklace can really complement a good dress. But earrings? I’ve never been able to appreciate earrings on a woman. And I only will notice them in the first place if they are big, gaudy, and unattractive.
 -Rings. Like earrings, a ring adds nothing to a woman’s physique. I couldn’t care less about those tungsten rings you’re sporting. Ultimately, guys look for a wedding ring and, well, that’s about it.
 -Lingerie. This one is more controversial, but I simply cannot understand the why someone would spend good money on a couple pieces of lace. Most of the time it will merely be hidden under your clothes. And, when you reveal your lingerie to a guy, he’s just going to want you to take it off as quickly as possible.

-Manicures and pedicures. Getting a manicure or pedicure is one of the vainest – and perhaps most useless – wastes of money out there. Unless you have a serious foot fetish, no man is going to care about the smoothness and glossiness of your toenails.
 -False eyelashes. Among many other synthetic additions women make to their body, fake eyelashes look just that – fake. While we may like the idea of the pretty, innocent girl with long-eyelashes, seeing someone with the unnatural is simply not going to give us that same image of virginity.

While I’m sure there are more things I could add to the list, these are the first that came to mind. Do you agree or disagree with my tally? What else would you add?

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Kim Kardasian Hair Jewelry...Yay or Nay?

Anyone else catch this little product placement in the NYC Kardashian show the other night? Apparently its part of the Kim Kardashian Collection...If there is ever a reality show that would shove your face in their own product placement this would be it. How do you feel about this trend? If you even wanna call it that?

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HottHe of the Week...Sarah

Meet Sarah, another day, another HottHe He thinks He loves. #Thehighertheheel_thehotterthegirl holds true here, Sarah is in some really high heels, and damn to they make the legs look great. Another good lesson learned from Sarah, buy longer pants that way when you wear high heels, your legs look even looking and you look even hotther!

How would you describe your style? Feminine and classic with a bit of an edge. Fashion is fun, and I enjoy changing up my style often.

Favorite item you own?My Prada clutch, it was my first designer bag and a very special gift from my husband. 

Who are your favorite designers? There are so many designers I love, but to just name a few: For higher end designers I love Chanel, Valentino, and YSL. Valentino is so feminine and romantic,  Other designers: Tibi, DVF 

HE Needs More HottHes? Non-Bloggers and Bloggers wanted, please be Hot and Stylish and most importantly He Approved. Send your name, facebook link, and where you are from to fashionbyhe@gmail.com or Add He as a Facebook Friend.

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HottHe of the Week...Vanessa

How you feeling? Hot Hot Hot...doesn't Vanessa make you want to sing that song? No? Okay, but wow. Heels, bangles, skirts, legs, wide legged pants, heels, more heels, accessories, Vanessa, knows all the tricks to catch He's attention. Vanessa is the HottHe of the Week.

How would you describe your style? 
I do not think I have a really defined style, but almost always my choices when I am up to dress up are for skintight shapes, mini length, extremely "high" heels and an outburst of colors and patterns.
I adore combining different styles in a same outfit and play with a mix of unexpected patterns and fabrics.
Always when I look at the mirror I want to feel myself sensual and attractive, but in a cheerful and funny way.

Favorite item you own? 
All of my shoes which are designed by Schutz, a Brazilian shoe brand that I love and my Prada sunglasses from the Minimal Barroque Collection.

Who are your favorite designers? 
I admire Balmain, Gucci and Dolce & Gabbana. In Brazil I am fond of Lethicia Bronstain and Patricia Bonaldi.

HE Needs More HottHes? Non-Bloggers and Bloggers wanted, please be Hot and Stylish and most importantly He Approved. Send your name, facebook link, and where you are from to fashionbyhe@gmail.com or Add He as a Facebook Friend.

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