The King of Fashion --- He will be going through life commenting on fashion as He sees it. He comes here with no formal training in the matter, but He still does not think that makes him unqualified for the position.
Obviously the cut outs are why He is so upset with these jeans. it just amazes He, asos wouldn't be making these pants if people didn't actually buy them. If only we could publicly see which idiots bought them we could all point and laugh together.