Is there even a market for this? Are women really looking for another pocket? He just doesn't hear a ton of women looking for another thing to throw on just for pockets. Hell He would much rather you wear a fanny pack then this Booty Wrap.
The King of Fashion --- He will be going through life commenting on fashion as He sees it. He comes here with no formal training in the matter, but He still does not think that makes him unqualified for the position.