The King of Fashion --- He will be going through life commenting on fashion as He sees it. He comes here with no formal training in the matter, but He still does not think that makes him unqualified for the position.
Just looks like you are trying way to hard to look better then you do. No one is drawn to the bright shiny colors of your outfit. If we are drawn to it, it looks terrible anyway. Unless maybe you want to be cliche and wear a gold dress on new years eve or your birthday, its still a bit much, but a little more understandable, you want attention.