The King of Fashion --- He will be going through life commenting on fashion as He sees it. He comes here with no formal training in the matter, but He still does not think that makes him unqualified for the position.
Two things He hates, ruffles and high waisted bikinis. Girls think they look sooooo good in high waisted bikinis is nauseating. No one looks good in a high waisted bikini. Add ruffles and it really makes He wanna throw you into the rip tide.