The King of Fashion --- He will be going through life commenting on fashion as He sees it. He comes here with no formal training in the matter, but He still does not think that makes him unqualified for the position.
He doesn't know much about women's shoe sizing, or women's feet, but He does know that this chick apparently has enormous feet. Brown shoes with that white dress are not working for He at all to begin with, but the fact that the shoes are too big, and make her feet look a lot bigger then they are. Just all around awkward.