The King of Fashion --- He will be going through life commenting on fashion as He sees it. He comes here with no formal training in the matter, but He still does not think that makes him unqualified for the position.
Decent amount of potential here for this to be a good outfit. Don't mind the dress, high slits are a great look, wedges are also He Approved. But the mish-mash of crap going on upstairs is Not He Approved.