Tuesday, June 5, 2012

Sunburn Is the Worst and Funniest Thing Ever...

You girls and your tanning oils and lotions and whatever other crap you make us rub all over you, so you look tan. Well HA, you got burnt to sh*t, now whose laughing. Didn't think rubbing a stick of butter all over was a bad idea? Those bathing suit tans lines are sure gonna look great the rest of the summer too. Forget the fact that as a guy we can't even touch you because you run screaming in pain, but when you wear that strapless dress out to dinner tonight and it still looks like your wearing a bathing suit, just know we are all laughing at you.

P.S. Peeling is equally as unattractive

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1 comment:

  1. nothing worse than being extra crisp-he and/or roasteddddd


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