The King of Fashion --- He will be going through life commenting on fashion as He sees it. He comes here with no formal training in the matter, but He still does not think that makes him unqualified for the position.
Absolutely no one looks good in shiny metallic. Seen a few girls walking around the city in these Shiny outfits and it draws terrible attention. Maybe the bathing suit could be pulled off by the right girl, but the dresses and skirts He has seen lately look god awful. Just because its on sale, doesn't mean you have to buy it.