The King of Fashion --- He will be going through life commenting on fashion as He sees it. He comes here with no formal training in the matter, but He still does not think that makes him unqualified for the position.
He caught someone on instagram wearing one of these turban, headband, chain things, and was just dumbfounded by the idea that someone would actually wear these and think they were a good idea. He has probably written this before, but let's be clear, this is the #1 way to get guys to stay on the other side of the street. That's right, no guy is coming within a city block of you if you wrap one of these around your skull.