The King of Fashion --- He will be going through life commenting on fashion as He sees it. He comes here with no formal training in the matter, but He still does not think that makes him unqualified for the position.
Wedge sneakers are one thing, at least there is a wedge. These are flats trying to play it off as heels. Totally unacceptable. He actually kind hopes someone staps you with their heel if you are caught wearing these. Not trying to wish pain and injury to anyone, but just letting you know, don't get caught wearing these.