The King of Fashion --- He will be going through life commenting on fashion as He sees it. He comes here with no formal training in the matter, but He still does not think that makes him unqualified for the position.
Talk about your bottom of the barrel outfits this is it. He is actually speechless, not sure if He should rip them apart, give them pointers or just give up entirely. One thing is obvious, these two were both dropped on their heads as children.