The King of Fashion --- He will be going through life commenting on fashion as He sees it. He comes here with no formal training in the matter, but He still does not think that makes him unqualified for the position.
At what point does this spike trend stop? Can we all agree its a matter of time before a guy gets kicked to death in a club by one of these heels? This is going to end poorly, and He is just hoping He isn't the guy to get kicked.