The King of Fashion --- He will be going through life commenting on fashion as He sees it. He comes here with no formal training in the matter, but He still does not think that makes him unqualified for the position.
He can also see this chicks underpants. Well if blogging doesn't work out, there is always poetry. Looks like a sweet girl on the left, but someone named He has a quick quick eye, and a quicker camera finger. Pull the shirt down, tuck the underwear in, then again for all we know this is a walk of shame, and she just stopped at Banana to pick up something to change into.