Cindy has created two new lines of luxury merkins ... which she's now selling at her NY waxing salon -- Completely Bare.
The first line is called the Foxy Bikini, in which the bikini line is waxed bare and replaced with a pubic wig made from real fox fur. They come in a variety of colors ... including traditional pink!
For those who desire a more festive flower -- Cindy also offers the Carnivale Bikini ... in which the pubic region is decorated with feathers in a variety of colors!
But a fancy hoo-ha don't come cheap -- starting price for the Carnivale is $195 and the Foxy is $30 extra.
Fck This Shit! He doesn't want feathers in your hair and He sure as sh*t doesn't want features down there. Vajazzle was bad, Vattooing kinda kinky whatever the hell these people want to think up next is beyond ridiculous. ATTENTION LADIES: this is a full proof plan to keep your man, husband, boyfriend, lover, or whatever the fck else you think is gonna be down there, running for the hills.