Night 6: Colored DenimYou're already fat, so why would you want to highlight it with skintight yellow denim?
Look, I know my closet seems like it's stuck in Pleasantville, it's so devoid of color, but even if I did wear color (and I might soon now that neon is back), I would know to keep it above the belt.
Our legs make up about two-thirds of our bodies and that is just too much surface area to fill with color. Just like high-waisted anything, these may seem cool, but they just don't look good. You’ll probably end up with a camel toe, which is bad to begin with, but when it’s in yellow denim it’s even worse. So instead of wasting your money on a trend that will be out before you can even decide which of the 55 Joe's Jeans colors you want, just go get some regular Sevens and spare yourself . . . and our eyes.@jewamerprincess