He has been putting off a Halloween post just because its too easy to do, but for those looking for some last minute He Advice here is what He came up with.
He Rules for a Happy He-looween:
1) No Facepaint - He is not going near any chick with sh*t all over her face.
2) Only sexy girls should dress sexy. If you don't have the body for a tiny outfit, then please for the love of halloween, wear clothing, cover yourself up accordingly. It is not sexy if you are not sexy to begin with.
3) Guys don't care about creativity.
4) Heels are still required.
...and if you think you have a He Approved costume and feel like showing He, you can always send it to fashionbyhe@gmail.com
P.S. ENTER THE GIVEAWAY!
Saturday, October 30, 2010
Oh Sh*t It's Halloween...He-lloween!
Friday, October 29, 2010
He was 100% RIGHT about LATEX...Get it Now!
Is He the man or is He the motherf*cking man. Just got word that Agent Provocateur read the Fashion by He Post on Latex and they loved it. They loved to so much in fact, they went out and designed latex stockings just to keep up with He. To make He even happier AP has a new collection of thigh high leggings/tights that will make your head spin. Agent Provocateur should just change there name to Agent "My Boyfriend is Gonna Freak" Provocateur or Agent "Sexy as MotherF*cking Hell" Provocateur because what they come out with is muy caliente.
Try and doubt He, what He write or what He right when He wrote about Latex weeks ago? He is always right. Hell, He isnt the King of Fashion, just because He decided that would be funny. He is actually the King of Fashion. Consider Fashion by He to be your Fashion Bible, when He types something people listen.
-He
P.S. Click Read More to see a ton more pics of the stuff He is talking about.
P.P.S. Instead of calling this season Fall can we change the name to Thigh High Season?
No this isnt a paid post, He is just trying to make a dollar.
But everything He wrote is true.
P.P.P.S. IF you have ENTERED the GIVEAWAY yet, there is still time. Leave a comment in the GIVEAWAY POST. Chance to WIN a FREE Shirt from Threadless.
Come Meet He's New Favotite Artist...NSFW
There are different levels of nakedness. We have seen the Boob T-Shirt and the Hairy Vagina Underwear, but in this new segment we bring everything together. Meet Nicole Tran Ba Vang, which sounds french for banging by vang, well maybe its just He with the sick mind. He should probably warn you that if you click "Read More" you will see more pictures that are NSFW.
-He
P.S. It's Tess' Birthday Today, from the little black list, so make sure you go stop by her blog and wish her a happy birthday. As a Suprise present from He, let's all sign up to follow her as a gift!
Thursday, October 28, 2010
FashionGIVEAWAY by He...Threadless Select
Well did He do it again or did He do it again. Last Week, He received a T-Shirt from Threadless and thought cool soft tshirt, He likes free stuff. But then after a little black and forth, BAM, He got Threadless to GIVEAWAY a shirt to a member of the ArmHe. Even better, the winner can choose which shirt they want (see above - if your a dude and you win, give it to a gf). He wore the shirt out Saturday night, chick magnet. Ladies wanted to get with He, guys just wanted the tshirt, hell one chick even wanted the shirt, luckily only one of those three things came true. He picked three cool tanktops that He liked the most. Now its the ArmHe's turn to win one.
Here's how to enter:
1) You must be a Fashion by He Follower aka in the ArmHe.
2) Leave a comment, make sure to let He know which one you'd want to win and your size.
3) You can tweet the contest @fashionbyhe and @threadless.
That's it, simple contest with simple rules. You can have more than one entry.
Contest will end Wednesday Night 11/3.
Contest will end Wednesday Night 11/3.
P.S. If He doesnt get a picture of the winner in their shirt, contest are gonna come to a hault. He has given away a dress, lingerie, underwear, a scarf and over a year of knowledge and what has He gotten in return? Nothing, not even one picture, hey He thanks for picking me as the winner, here is a pic incase you want to post. Would that be so hard, is He asking to much? Who wants a tshirt?
He Finds Things...So You Don't Have To...
"Rah Rah,
ah ah ah ah,
roma,
roma ma,
ga ga,
ooh la la."
-He
Gaga the Man...Takes NYC
Well He thinks He found either Man Gaga or Bruno. Hard to tell but either way, in black spandex leggings and platforms shoes, this guy turned a few heads. We all know how those high shoes worked out for Gaga. Got to tell you thought, He isn't a bad person, well sometimes He is, but He wanted nothing more out of the day then to knock this guy over. Is that wrong? The guy made He laugh just watching him walk, but if He had pushed him over, pretty sure that would have been funny for about a thousand more people. Oh well, maybe next time.
-He
Wednesday, October 27, 2010
Shoe of the Week...Topshop Glitter
Sequins are running wild on the world right now, so its only appropriate He brings you these SAKURA Glitter Platform Shoes from Topshop. A little Wizard of Oz, but not nearly as obnoxious. Not sure why all these sites stopped giving more detailed descriptions of the heels, but these look like they are clearly He Approved Height.
-He
Two Video Posts Tody...WTF is this?
How has this not been blogged about by anyone else? Well, that's probably why you come to Fashion by He, you just don't get this sh*t anywhere else. Not sure who the hell this Patrick Mohr guy is, which probably mean he isn't very good. When you dress your models to look like 150 year old ugly ass men, no one is looking at your clothes Patrick. Not sure what you were thinking with this one, did you have a game plan, or was this a planned f*ck up?
(Thanks to Matt W for the Video)
-He
HottHe of the Week...Missy
What are friends for? A few weeks ago He introduces you to Mallorie then bam, He drops this bomb on you, aka Missy, Mallorie's roomate. How many f*cking HottHe's are living together, damn. Not sure if these two share clothing, but god damn is that a twosome and a half. It is probably to the point they both know they are hot, and have great style that there is no longer competition, just love of being HottHe's together.
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Favorite item you own? My favorite fashion item i own is prob my vintage pieces (my vintage chanel and gucci bag and my vintage hermes belt). I would say my style is classy chic with a rock n roll edge i love anything with a pyramid stud and just got an amazing catherine malandrino fringe bag, i also am a sucker for anything animal printed or sequined. Black and Gold are my favorite colors.
Who are your favorite designers? My favorite classic designers are Chanel, Cristobal balenciaga and yves saint laurent but i also die for Alexander wang, Mcqueen and Marc Jacobs.
HE Needs More HottHes? Non-Bloggers and Bloggers wanted, please be Hot and Stylish and most importantly He Approved. Send your name, facebook link, and where you are from to fashionbyhe@gmail.com or Add He as a Facebook Friend.Tuesday, October 26, 2010
Thank You...Torn by Ronny Kobo
Yes, Please. He was trying to think of words to describe this collection and all He could think of was "badass senorita." Which oddly enough is kind of the right words. He can just picture someone out in one of these dresses and He would definitely have to walk up to her and say hello. Tight dresses are good, if you have the body for it. And if you do have the body for it, its definitely a good thing to let the world know. You can see more Torn @ shopbop.com and the good news is He didnt see anything that wasnt He Approved.
-He
Introducing the Ugliest Dress Ever...
Opening Ceremony is a He graceland. They have everything you would ever need to get featured on the bad side of FbyHe.
innovative brit christopher kane continues to awaken the versace versus name with his white-hot creativity, consistently building silhouettes and color stories that exude luxury, architecture, and invention. the angularity and slight androgyny of each piece gives the line a tough-but-sexy aesthetic that is undeniably kane-ish but also right at home at the house of versace.
Well if that isn't a load of bulsh*t then He doesn't know what is. Maybe OC linked the wrong dress because He sees non of that description in that dress.
-He
Where the F*ck is Bert?
He never posts pictures of guys. It's just not his style, He doesn't care of men look like smucks, thats their issue, something they need to go through life dealing wtih. He is sure as sh*t not gonna help another dude out. F*ck that. But anyway, saw this guy in a Ernie shirt the other day and thought it was kind of past the point of ridiculous. Why is this shirt even made in adult sizes? Anyway if you put your hand over the mans face, and just look at the tshirt with the guys arms on his hips, it makes it even funnier of a picture.
-He
P.S. Happy Birthday to He's brother, not even sure he reads this
Monday, October 25, 2010
Flat Boots Are on the Sh*t List...
The real look He wanted to show you all, He couldn't find a picture of, but when He does He will post. As there can never be too many posts making fun of flats. Anyway, instead of showing you a picture (He searched all of the internet and couldnt find one picture of this crap) of the foolish look, He is going to try and paint you a picture:
The boots the girl would be wearing are the ones above. Every single girl that wears these leather or whatever else material boots that have a little slouch in them, these girls look ridiculous. Is it just He or does it look like they are wearing boots 10 sizes too big, and that they could slip right out of them.
Hopefully by now you get the idea and can think of a place or a person who has worn this look. Well just an FYI flat boots are not He Approved. Not a good option for fall or winter, He even took the time out to search threw a few websites and lucky it looks like most of the stuff being sold this year isn't these horrible "too big flats." Just in case you forgot, He constructed a FbyHe Heel Height-o-Meter for those of you who need pictures to better understand.
-He
-He
Sunday, October 24, 2010
FashionINTERNATIONAL by He...Portugal
"As an active member of the ArmHe I couldn't ignore this outfit I saw yesterday. I'm glad I had my camera in that precise moment! This breaks one of the most important rules: never wear all in the same color, and it's satin bright pink, and she's also wearing silver heels..." -Fleur-de-LisGlad to see someone is listening to the He Gospel. Never wear all the same color, Especially if its a satin pink jumpsuit. Unless you are going to the moon, this will not be tolerated.
-He
Friday, October 22, 2010
FashionVOTE by He...Who Wore it Better?
Welcome back to our weekly FashionVOTE by He - Who Wore it Better? "Sitting Down and Looking Good" is this weeks motto. Unfortunately, no one looks that good sitting down on a cement surface in Union Square, but hey so goes life. Let's see how the ladies of "Who Wore it Better?" did this week. He breaks down the two looks...
Girl 1: Our working girl of the two, blackberry in hand shes ready to answer all of your emails while enjoying some sunshine. He is definitely feeling the black dress, but the Heels are where He runs into some problems. Girls always tell He, its work I dont need to wear 4" heels, well guess what, F*ck you. Only the 4" get the promotions and the top jobs, keep wearing your 2" heels and you will go no where.
Girl 2: This is definitely our sexy student of the week. Black tank top jumper, capri style, showing off that ankle cleavage, which all kn0w is hot. Girl 2 has on like 4" wedges all tied up and twisted, but hey that "the way i like to be" (if you know the song) Girl 2 is also sporting a lot more jewelry then Girl 1. Gold Bangle, or stacked bracelets, hard to tell, but either way, He Approves.
-He
Time for the ArmHE to Vote:
Vote I Agree: Girl 1
Vote I Disagree: Girl 2
Thursday, October 21, 2010
Thank You...Black Milk Clothing
First it was James' lace leggings, then he came out with more crazy designs for leggings. James wasn't satisfied yet, he then introduced the world to bodysuit mania. Well, James is back, and his sh*t is getting crazier and crazier, but He is liking it more and more. Introducing the Black Milk Bathing Suits Collection. Any question? Nope, didn't think so, just take notes, because He introduced you to Black Milk Clothing a long long time ago, better check it out and get something, because sh*t is blowing up.
-He
Jimmy Choo...You are the ENEMY!
He has never had a problem with Jimmy Choo, hell He has even featured him as a Shoe of the Week before. But this latest stunt JC pulled is an act of war against the ArmHe. Winter is coming and the weather is getting colder again, which means the ARMHE will again take to the streets to continue the WAR ON UGGS. JC must be a pretty smart guy, he has made some good heels before, but what f*cking crack was he smoking when he designed and partnered with UGGS? Deos he not know that the ArmHe is gonna sh*t on him like a ton of bricks? The ArmHE is not to be f*cked with Mr. Choo. We have ruined designers before, and guess what, Jimmy Choo has just been named public enemy #2, right behind UGG. Goodluck on the battlefield, pretty sure you ugly ass UGGS aren't gonna f*cking help you win this war. Yea you might think you look cute in your f*cking sparkle shoes, but the ArmHe will hunt you down and burn the very UGGS you wear. Yea, He's fucking pissed, you turned your back on us, Choo, and the ArmHe does not forget!
-He
Wednesday, October 20, 2010
Shoe of the Week...Rock & Republic
Rock & Republic have been awarded the Shoe of the Week title once before, but its been a while, and they have some shoes out right now that need attention called to them. Like HELLO, these are some hot f*cking heels. Those blue and yellow ones should be called "The Transformers" and if they aren't well then He just renamed the sh*t outta them. Your welcome R&R. The top rop of heels might be some of the hottest heels featured on FbyHe in a while. (pics from r&r.com and shopbop.com)
-He
Women Should be in the Kitchen in Heels!
Well thank you to, Lernert and Sander for combining womens two great passions: Heels and Cleaning. He has always thought woman should stay in the kitchen, raise the kids, cook and clean, well what better example of this then appliances turned into heels. This is obviously a clear sign that you should get back into the kitchen grab He a beer and cook up some food.
-He
HottHe of the Week...Katy Love
Katy Love, He thinks He is in love. He thinks its the eyes that is really bring He in with this HottHe. Hell Katy is a f*cking movie star, how about that, well at least she says she was in a couple scenes of two ("It's kind of a funny story" and "Detachment") either way, now that Katy has been on FbyHe, He is sure that this was the big break Katy needed. She is doing everything right style wise, it was just a matter of time before He found her and turned her into a star.
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Favorite item you own? I have a few favorite items. First, my Jeffrey Campbell "Mary Roks" wedges. They literally match everything. I also am obsessed with my studded cross DIY black purse I made a few months ago
Who are your favorite designers? Some of my favorite designers are DVF, Louboutin & Campbell (for shoes), Balmain, Consuelo Castiglioni for Marni, YSL, & Marc Jacobs.
HE NEEDS MORE HOTTHEs? Non-Bloggers and Bloggers wanted, please be Hot and Stylish and most importantly He Approved. Send your name, facebook link, and where you are from to fashionbyhe@gmail.com or Add He as a Facebook Friend.
Tuesday, October 19, 2010
RULES FOR WEARING LEGGINGS!
If He has told you once, He has told you a thousand times, you cannot wear boyshorts, granny p*nties or any other line showing undergarments with leggings. You Just Can't! These aren't rules He just came up with, they are rules of life, that are not meant to be broken. Some people will complain that leggings aren't pants, well guess what He isn't gonna ever complain about that unless you force He to. Come on now ladies, clean up your act, thongs and gstrings and all that other stuff was made for a reason. No one wants to see your ugly as underwear lines in a pair of leggings.
-He
P.S. Here is A Good Post on Black Leggings
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Lingerie Easy to Take Off..
Lingerie Dement decided it would make a line of lingerie that is easily accessable. By that He means, easy to rip off. What more do we really need from a lingerie then the ability to get a girl out of it as quickly as possible. "Tiny, almost invisible magnets hold the pieces in place, holding tight enough to ensure that there won't be any accidental panty-dropping in the office." (mylittleparis.com) Not the worst idea in the world.
-He
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