Thursday, September 30, 2010

Thank You...BCBG Maxazria

Whethers its the PDB skirts, or BCBG these elastic tight as all hell skirts are amazing, and one of the fashion worlds best creations of late. Not many skirts can make the ass look so good that even other girls are spinning around to see what just walked by. To tell you the truth, as much as He likes to see some leg, the pencil skirts are just as damn sexy. But please don't even for a second you are going to pull this outfit off without at least a 4" heel to walk on. These skirts NEED a heel high, the higher the better of course, do make the legs, ass and body look even more amazing then it already does it these things.
-He

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He Hates the Furry Community...

Hey all you furries out there, Go F*ck Yourself. Why all the hate you ask? Who else could possibly be responsible for slippers this ugly? Even UGG wouldn't dare come out with something this offensive. If it wasn't bad enough they had to add some furry pom pom tassles to it too. Yea thanks for nothing.
-He

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An UnApproved Look for the Moon...

Hey Levis called and they want some of their denim back. Yea you think you're a rockstar with your gold plated head phones but guess what? You are not impressing anyone with that jean strapless jumpsuit that He would suggest you jump out of. By the way you did a great job finishing off this look with white boots. Impressive, very very impressive. The ArmHe hasn't seen a look this bad in quite some time.
Thanks
-He

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Wednesday, September 29, 2010

Shoe of the Week...TOPSHOP

He goes with the sport heel this week, no one says you can't have an athletic if there is such a thing heel when you go out. SPORTY Elastic Strap Platforms are probably only sporty because of the elastic strap, but that doesn't matter so much to He. These heels definitely meet the HE-ight requirements, ahhh first time thats happenedk, He gets more clever every day. But for real these kind of do have a sport look to them, that makes He think someone in them would be a pretty cool chick to hang out with. So He asks: "Who is gonna buy them and meet He for a drink?"
-He

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Harem Pants on Crack...


Well ain't that something. They went ahead and made the harem pant even worse then ever. Are these the Harem Short? Wouldn't the cutouts make it hard to walk? Its would be like having a parchute tied to your legs. Seems absolutely and totally ridiculous. How do companies actually make this sh*t and not fire their designers? What the f*ck! If He was running a clothing company and a designer of He's came into the office with this idea, He be tossed into the street so f*cking fast, the designer would need these parachute harem pants to help break her fall.
(Thanks to Bryce for the tip.)
-He

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HottHe of the Week...Mallorie

One word comes to mind as He looks at Mallorie...flawless, perfect 10, really hot, ok fine thats more then one word, but she deserves them all. Well only only flaw, she needs some higher heels (sorry Mal, the ArmHe needs huge heels), odds are she doesn wear heels, because "they aren't comfortable" or they will make her "too tall." If she wore higher heels, there is doubt in He's mind that body and those legs would easy look 5x better, if thats even possible. But no doubt she makes up for it with an amazing body, and great style. The Herve Leger dress looks crazy good on her. Also, He has said it before, do not undervalue a great smile.










How would you describe your style? I would describe my style as edgy, girly, and classic...all rolled up into one. Every time I get dressed to go out on the weekends I go through my closet and try to decide what kind of look I want to put together. I am always making an effort to incorporate new trends into my wardrobe or to at least to accent my outfits with them. An on-trend belt or shoe, or a statement necklace is a great way to make an outfit. It is so important to feel sexy, feminine, and most of all: put together!

Favorite item you own? I am completely obsessed with anything glitzy..so with that said, it would be my 3.1 Phillip Lim loose sequin blazer. I rarely get to wear it because it's so over the top but I like to stare at it in my closet like it's a piece of art.On the opposite spectrum, but by Phillip Lim as well... a baggy, camel colored, chunky sweater. It's 3/4 sleeved with huge brown buttons and a blazer-like collar. It looks cute dressed up or dressed down and it's so warm, cuddly and in-style for Fall!

Who are your favorite designers? Elizabeth and James, Diane Von Furstenberg, Gryphon, Haute Hippie, Equipment, Tucker, Alice + Olivia, and T by Alexander Wang...they are all so effortless and chic. Can't forget about my shoes! YSL, Louboutin, and Pour La Victoire.

HE Needs More HottHes? Non-Bloggers and Bloggers wanted, please be Hot and Stylish and most importantly He Approved. Send your name, facebook link, and where you are from to fashionbyhe@gmail.com or Add He as a Facebook Friend.

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Tuesday, September 28, 2010

The Last Effort...Belly Chains?!?

He has now written a few posts about belly chains and it is time for a finaly ArmHe decision. Bathing Suits and Belly Chains was great for summer, but now that Fall is here. Now its is very very rare that you actually see the belly chain worn. Its more rare then Halley's Comet, but somehow, someway, He managed to snap a pic of this phenomenon. Obviously you have to have a hell of a body to even consider wearing a body chain. Pretty sure if you're oversized walking into a Home Depot asking for 2 feet of chain for your stomach is not gonna work out in your favor. But the the question becomes is this look sexy or trashy?
-He

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Tattoos Everywhere...Fakers

He wrote last week about tattoos and that too many are not attractive. Well apparently every designer now thinks that designing fake tatttoos is the cool thing to do. Do these designers really have nothing better to do then design tattoos. Yes, ok fine, they look kinda cool on the models, but He is gonna go ahead and estimate that about 1% of people that purchase these things they will actually look good on. Anyone getting fake with Betsey Johnson Tattoos? Maybe He should come out with a line of fake tattoos.
-He

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Don't Blame He...He Just Takes the Pics

Petco - "Where the Pets Go." Eek.
-He

P.S. After so errors it appears that FashionbyHe.com is fully up and running. You can now start following He again. Please update bloglist and blogrolls. All the support is appreciate.

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Monday, September 27, 2010

FashionHELP by He...Outdoors Date

I am an avid follower of your blog...I'm an outdoorsy chick who loves my dresses, skirts, heels, etc, but has difficulty dressing fabulously for those outdoor adventures. Any suggestions on how one should go about being dressed in those circumstances? -The Frog Files

Well FF Thanks for the email. Outdoor adventure sounds like quite the date. You might want to start off your date outfit with those Those Stretchy Black Leggings. Let He tell you, these things are a thing of beauty. If you got a good ass these leggings are gonna show it off. Keep the look going with a clean pair of sneakers, remember to show off some Ankle Cleavage. From there your options are limitless. Go crazy and have fun. Let's see if the ArmHe can give some more helpful tips.

-He

p.s Not sure that the google readers/followers is working, but if you want to Follow He you can click FOLLOW on the top left corner of the blog, it will allow you to become a follow. Please Follow!

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This is NOT what He Meant by More Thongs...

When He wrote a post about G-strings dissapearing and He wanting to see more thongs. He thinks that Mr. Capezio  took He a little to seriously.  More thongs did not meet foot thongs, it meant ass thongs. Kinda thought that was clear.
-He

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Crazy Legs has Got Crazy Pants...

It is not often He makes fun of a guy, but if you are gonna walk around the streets in these pants, you are just asking for it.
-He

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Sunday, September 26, 2010

FashionINTERNATIONAL by He...NYC

Classic Case of your old Mix and Match. Too many patterns and designs going on here, it's making He sic.
(Thanks to Andrea for the Pic)
-HE

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Friday, September 24, 2010

Turbans and Head Gone Wild...

He has never been a fan of anything on top of a girls head. Some girls look cute in baseball hats, but things are starting to get out of control. Lately we have started seeing Turbans, flower headbands, Sparkle bands, Animals and god knows what else. Really, it's enough already with this sh*t. It doesn't look good, it looks more ridiculous then anything. Stay away, far far away from any of the above pictured or mentioned items. If you choose to wear them, you must understand that the only thing you will be attracting is worried and scared stares.
-He

Not sure that the google readers/followers is working, but if you want to Follow He you can click FOLLOW on the top left corner of the blog, it will allow you to become a follow. Please Follow!

In case you didn't know:

Fashion by He Party is TONIGHT!!!!! THE ARMHE UNITES TONIGHT!...
FIREFLY, NYC - 54 Spring Street

Come out Meet He, Meet other NYC bloggers, make new friends, have some drinks, dance, party and have a good time.

P.S. He will be the good looking guy by the bar. But He is sure you already knew that.

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Don't Get Tangled In These Garments...


The chromat spring/summer 2011 shoji cage collection was inspired by samurai warrior armor, folded origami cranes and gridded shoji screens found in traditional japanese environments.

This collection is not typically something He would support, but it's just too cool not to like. It is something different. Day after day we seem fashion that just ends up blending together. Chromat is unique, yea it might not be for everyone or every occasion, but for that one time you could wear it there is no question you would be the talk of the party. Pretty f*cking cool, and He doesn't say that too often.

-He

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A He Approved Soldier in the ArmHe...

Military jackets are real popular right now. She is also rocking a black mini dress and some bad ass heels. this chick is looking for a promotion in the ArmHe.
-He

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Thursday, September 23, 2010

Thank You...Kolae

Kolae I wanna meet ya! Ok jokes aside Kolae is still a new brand just over a year old and already it has caught He's eye. Pretty sure that the ladies behind Kolae are all HottHes as well, He is gonna have to work on that to confirm.

The name, pronounced "ko-lay" is a flirty social wear that a well-dressed cosmopolitan woman could wear for a night on the town. They wanted to create a sultry collection that embodied sexuality, architecture, femininity, and a downtown edge.

Pretty sure after this post, and He's approval, Kolae is gonna blow up faster then Silly Bandz. For now they are still working on their website, but you can view their Fall 2010 Lookbook.

-He

Fashion by He Party IS FRIDAY NIGHT! PARTY STARTS AT 10 PM, BUT SHOW UP ANYTIME, PARTY WILL GO ALL NIGHT LONG!


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A T-Shirt in a Can...Dumb



Spray on T-Shirt, eh He is not impressed. Everyone has seen the spray painted girls before, and that just seems like a hotter better version of this. The real question is what f*cking nerd spent 10 years of his life trying to make a spray on tshirt? He will honestly bet, it was probably the only way this guy could get a chick to take her shirt off. Well just have to throw this one into the stupid invention box with the rest of them.

-He

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JollHe Green Giant...

That's a whole lotta green.
-He

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Wednesday, September 22, 2010

Shoe of the Week....Camilla Skovgaard







Camilla brings in a ton of great option, come on a Pony Ankel Heel! (pic 6) That's just craziness. He honestly feels bad for shoe designers who do not make huged heels shoes. Must be a depressing life. He thinks without question the wedges have to be the favorite option from Camilla, the ridges on the bottom are a very baddass, "don't f*ck with me" addition. But like always the ArmHe gets a chance to vote. Like em?

-He

Fashion by He Party is FRIDAY!!!! Come Meet with He.

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Philadelpha is in Ruins...

Not sure exactly what the f*ck is going on down in Philly these days, but choas apparently has broken out. Word is the President of the United States will be calling on He later this afternoon to fly down to Philly to restore order. P.S. When did anyone in the world start listening to some UK University of Northumbria that men don't notice women in heels? Who the heel gave this university the right? At least He has a f*cking crown. Show some repect. We notice and don't think for a second somet sh*tty 2" article is gonna make people think other wise. As He says, "The higher the heel the hotter the girl." Take notice, because we do. (Thanks to Nick for the Tip)
-He

Update: The article is in Time Magazine too. Fools.

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HottHe of the Week...Nicole

Meet Nicole, rather He wants to meet Nicole. High Heels galore, tight dresses, good hair, awesome style, jewelry, amazing body, is there anything bad to say about her? Nope! Like every other girl on the planet Nicole has her signature smile and pose down: Always hands on the hips or leaning against something (should be leaning up against He!) and a no teeth smile. Congrats to Nicole you are He Approved and this weeks HottHe of the Week. He knows, He knows, f*ck me the really cool feature isn't working. What do you want from He's life, too busy finding more HottHe's to fix this.












How would you describe your style? I have always loved fashion. My style is constantly changing. My mood and plans impact on my outfit of the day. Although I love designer clothes I can easily create an outstanding outfit mixing and matching clothing from anywhere. I even love digging in my mothers and grandmothers closet finding those unique pieces that are timeless. People are constantly stopping me asking me about my outfits and accessories. Friends and family call or take me along on their shopping expeditions. Some even give me their credit card and trust me explicitly!! I enjoy shopping for myself but I also have fun creating a look for someone else. Everyone has a different style and body type but when you find what looks good on you, you could look great.
Favorite item you own? The favorite item I own is my Hervé Léger Dress. The material is amazing and the dress fits on my body like a glove.
Who are your favorite designers? My favorite designers include Hervé Léger, Chanel, Missoni, Alice and Olivia, Hermes, Elizabeth and James, J Brand and so many more!!!

Want to be a HottHe of the Week? Send your name, facebook link, and where you are from to fashionbyhe@gmail.com

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Tuesday, September 21, 2010

Tattoos & Piercings, How Does He Feel?


Many of the ArmHe soldiers wonder what He thinks about tattoos and piercings. Obviously if you have a Fashion by He Tattoo, He loves it. But really what are He's thoughts on tatts and piercings...He gives you some words of wisdom below... (pic is Tess)

Tattoos: He has no tattoos, and has no plans on ever getting any. If this website turns into a billion dollar deal, then maybe He would tattoo Fashion by He on his ass, but until then not gonna happen. (send all billion dollar offers to fashionbyhe@gmail.com) We have all heard of the now famous, lower back tattoo being commonly referred to as the "tramp stamp" but in fact its the girl that makes it such not the location of the tattoo. He doesn't mind a tattoo here or there, a foot, rib cage, wrist, hell He doesn't mind a Vattoo either. What He does run into problems with is full on arm, back, big ass tattoos. To He thats not enjoyable. He also kind of wants to limit the number of tatttos, because after maybe 4 or so its starting to get to be a bit much.

Piercings: Ears, maybe a nose, nipple, and anything below the belt (seems a little trashy, but He is gonna let it slide for now) are all He Approved. When you start getting into cheek and eyebrows and face and whereever the hell else people are stabbing themselves these days, He no longer approves. Those spacers or whatever they are called that make huge holes in your ears, yea Not gonna work for He either.

-He

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A What the F*ck Jewelry Line...

Jewellery design by Imme van der Haak, He is gonna take a pass on this one. Not sure about the rest of you but a f*cking eye patch ring? Eye brow clip, yea thanks, but no thanks.
-He

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