Brighten Up He's Day With a Smile...

Here is the deal, when you see a girl walking down the street or pretty much anywhere, they all look better when they are smiling. Teeth smile or no teeth smile, happy people spread joy. Ever wonder why no one is looking at you? Never get the head turn from a guy? Try smiling. No one wants to talk to a miserable f*ck. Having a bad day, fine. Suck it up the next day put that smile back on your face and get out there. Here is when He could insert corny line, "Always remember to be happy because you never know who's falling in love with your smile." Ugh He cannot believe He is actually letting that go up on FbyHe.

-He

Get Ninja! Go Kung Fu! Don't Wear This...

He usually doesn't f*ck with ninjas. Mostly because of the fact that they are ninajas and He only pretends to be one. Jim Drain must be a big time gamer to design a shirt this ugly. He totally gets the idea of an old school video game shirt, just who the hell wants it for $700 and who wants it as a sweater. Maybe a Tshirt He could understand but if you don't pass on this, you'd be making a huge mistake.
-He

UPDATED: Lunch with a HottHe...

"hi handsome. i was clearly impressed by you....obviously time spent with a good looking, charming, fun man, eating delicious pizza will never fail...lunch was an absolute delight" - Tess

For the first time ever, He stepped out from behind the mask that is He. Tess from Little Black List was the lucky winner who got to see first hand The King of Fashion. Was she impressed? Of course, if the comments alone don't tell you that, she did a whole LBL Post on He. If you are wondering, Yes Tess was absolutely He Approved. How could you not be for a lunch with a King?

-He

Want to meet He? Want to meet Tess? Come to the Fashion by He Party September 24th.

P.S. He has been working hard to make this a f*cking awesome party. Few things are missing though, if anyone knows a photographer, someone legit, have them He-mail He, as He has no desire to walk around this party taking pictures all night.

A Wedge for a Smile...

He is a fan of high wedges. If you don't have a pair, it's time to get one. Tight jeans are always a nice addition too, if you don't have a pair of these, there is probably a reason.
-He

The Not Shoe of the Week...

He knows it is only Monday and the typical Shoe of the Week doesn't come until Wednesday, but how about the NOT Shoe of the Week. These three velvet tie dye messes need to go back into the shoe box from which they came. Thank god they decided to make more then one version of this shoe, available in a heel, a boot and a flat. Now you can look horrible no matter what the occasion.
-He

How Does the Rain Measure Up?

When it's raining and cold and dreary and He is unhappy, what more could you want then to see how much actual rain you are walking through. If the rain isn't enough to ruin your day, now you can buy these Rain Level Boots to ruin everyone elses.
-He

What's Even the Point...

Where this might be able to be an attractive outfit, there are two blaring things wrong. First off, stand with confidence. If you stand on the corner, or stand anywhere with shoulders shrugged, people are going to be turned off. Next mini wedges/heels. Throw them all out. What a waste of money these things are. Is there even a point to them?
-He

FashionINTERNATIONAL by He...NYC

"Saw a woman walking in the city with her suitcase roped to her pants which was attached to her ass, it was very funny and bizarre." - Alison

Funny and Bizarre indeed.

-He

FashionVOTE by He...Who Wore it Better?

He is really starting to believe that this is the ArmHe's favorite time of the week, FashionVOTE by He. This weeks addition of "FashionVOTE by He" is Diasy Dukes, well pretty much just two girls wearing cowboy (or is it cowgirl?) boots. Who Wore it Better? But first, let's break down what we are looking at...

Girl 1: Damn those are short shorts, but He likes it. Her top is simple just a plain (probably boyfriend) henley long sleeve shirt. Nice and comfortable. No jewelry to mention. Standard brown tall cowgirl boots. Probably rolled out of bed and threw on whatever was closest to her. Simple outfit, not blowing anyone away.
Girl 2: Rocking the low cowgirl boots. He doesn't understand this at all. Along the same lines of the "go big or go home" saying, if you're gonna wear something make it authentic. No real cowgirl is wearing boots that small, seems very silly. Jean mini skirt, can't make He unhappy there. Looks like a pink/purple ruffle tuxedo style shirt. Shades to block out the sun, but not He.
-He

Time for the ArmHE to Vote:
Vote I Agree: Girl 1
Vote I Disagree: Girl 2

Don't Stash Anything in There!!!

Another sad day on Earth when there is at least one person going out to buy this. What a sad way to try and make your package look bigger.

-He

Welcome to He's Life...

...and no this is not a joke. This is actually the life He lives.

-He

Thank You...Kimberly Ovtiz

He just discovered Kimberly Ovitz, and He is on board with this designer. Let He also mention Kimberly is a total HottHe, (call He for drinks!). Anyway He digresses. He picked out He's three favorite items from a portion of her Fall / Winter 2010 Collection. All three are He approved and absolute winners. They are all a simple chic, not to dressed up, but if you wore them out, you would still look hot. This is one of those times, when less is more.
-He

Got a Gun Fetish? How About Bullets?

For those in the ArmHe looking for ammo, He has got the stuff for you. Meet BulletGirl, while her bullets won't fire, they still look like they can do some damage. Rings, Bracelets, Necklaces, Earrings, you can practically wrap yourself in bullet jewelry.
-He

High Socks...All Wrong!

He loves the thigh high sock look. A lot! But you must choose socks that fit. Believe He or not sometimes people wear socks that are too tight, as seen above. Its suppose to be a sexy look, but if the socks are too tight which forces some leg fat over the top, no one wins. It's still only August, which leaves us plenty of time to work on perfecting the look.
-He

Shoe of the Week...Minna Parikka

Better pucker up for these bad boys. Get it? They have lips on them. Clever right? Anyway Minna Parikka comes out with a crazy collection of heels every season. Not your everday business heel, but nonetheless a cool out of the box heel to add to the collection.
-He

He Warned You About This...

Ya know He is a big ASOS fan, they have at one of great stuff, but in recent weeks they are really messing things up. First it was this Swirl Catsuit then it was the Mini Dress and Puff Bodysuit now He brings you the Evil Twin Prisoner Of Today Crop Cage Top. First off, this is not a crop top. No way, No How. Even the model in the picture doesn't know what kind of facial expression to give. "Am I in a cage?" Should I smile?" If I only had a brain!" Stay away for your own good.
-He

HottHe of the Week...Caroline

Our first college student, meet Caroline from University of Rhode Island. She is quoted as saying "I shop almost every day, its what I do best." Want to know why He picked her for a HottHe of the Week. Caroline has a smoking hot body and she wears clothing so the world can take notice. There is really not point of having a kick ass body if no one is going to see it? If you haven't noticed Caroline seems to be a big fan of heels, they may not be the highest ones made, but hey she's still young. Keep doing what your doing.

How would you describe your style? I'd hafta say a luxurious prepster, traditional preppy look with high end elements. I'd pair a fitted khaki or chino with a pair of choos, or loubies, a pair of Rock and Republics with a sperry. Carry a Marc Jacobs while wearing a J crew cable knit. lol I don't know how to explain it other than preppy with a designer twist.

Who are your favorite designers? Marc Jacobs hands down. Gucci and Burberry are my go to designers for the everyday stuff. Other than that J.Crew is my favorite basic.

Want to be a HottHe of the Week? NON Bloggers and Bloggers - Send your name, facebook link, and where you are from to fashionbyhe@gmail.com

Sweatpants and Heels...Yes or No?

This topic has already been covered by many others, but not once by the King of Fashion. He decided that since Fall is quickly approaching it was time to let you know the good, the bad and the ugly of sweatpants and heels. First off, He has no problem with sweatpants, you want to walk around the house with them, be comfortable on the weekends, go for it. Lately people have been trying to style up their sweatpants, He is going to guess soley for the laziness factory. Sweatpants are comfortable, He totally understands, but let's watch out for a few things. First off, if you are going to wear them out in public, try not to look like a homeless person. Next, if you are going to wear sweatpants and heels, they cannot be the same sweatpants that you got back in college that look beat to sh*t. Capri Sweatpants can be pulled off by a select few, Mariah Carey is not one of those people, as you can see above. Heels and sweatpants should be considered an artform so few people can actually pull off this look. Really the problem isn't people pulling it off, its how they try and style the sweatpants. (Thanks to BP for the idea)
-He

Got a Pic of Sweatpants and Heels? Show He how you style this look for a follow up post - He-mail pictures to fashionbyhe@gmail.com

A Head for Fashion...

"A Head for Fashion" by Anna Halldin-Maule. She said: "I create large oil-on-canvas paintings, which reflect both my love and my discomfort with the world of high-fashion. I believe my work to be unique and representative of the joys and quirks of being a woman obsessed by today’s fashion-culture" more pics nsfw

Boobs and Fashion, He's Happy!
-He

NO UGGS IN AUGUST...

It is simple. NO UGGS EVER. So what the hell is this girl doing wearing them in August? Someone please help.
-He

Where Did All The G-Strings Go?

A while ago Cosmo wrote an article proclaiming that the "Thong is Dead"! He was outraged, He wrote a post saying that the thong was alive and well. Today He writes to report a cry for help. The thong is not dead, but it has taken on an alternate shape. The transition started just about the time Hanky Panky became popular. Somewhere around this time, girls decided that they could wear only Hanky Panky and not have to worry about anything else. The boy short also became increasingly popular during this same time. NOW: before you get the wrong idea, He is a fan of both the boy short and the Hanky Panky, BUT you ladies are forgetting your old friend the G-String, T-Bar, or V-String (if you buy from VS). There has no question been a drop off in everyone's old friend, and He isn't happy. It was such a simple garment, small compact, sexy as hell. HE is here to remind the woman of the ArmHe and the women of the world, dig back into your underwear drawers and bring back the G-Strings!

-He

Go Hunter or Go Home...

While guys are forced to suffer, you women like Theresa get to walk around lookin all cute in your Hunter boots and most importantly staying dry. Women shouldn't ever be allowed to complain on rainy days. You have it so much easier then the rest of us. How's it feel to have dry feet on a rainy day? Well He doesn't know what that feels like, nor does any other guy. Enjoy your dry feet, the least you can try and do is look good while your stomping around in those bad boys.
-He

Hair is More Important Than You Think...

Typically hair is not a make or break thing for He, but if it's bad then it's bad. Hair won't typically get you any more points, you can only lose them. In her style above, she is losing major points for that mop on her head.
-He

Crack is Wack...

There are very few occasions when a woman's ass crack hanging out is sexy. For the majority of the time try and keep the crack hidden. In this case it was made worse by a jean skirt that was falling down, and He is pretty confident this woman was going commando. This is not a ClassHe look.
-He

FashionINTERNATIONAL by He...NYC

Last Weekend He was out in NYC at a place called the Frying Pan. So here is the deal, pretty laid back spot its pretty much a bar on a boat. Google it. Anyway this chick must of thought she was at some weird party because she decided to wear a bright red sequins dress and bright red flat shoes. AKA Clifford the Big Red Dog threw up all over her. (Thanks to Lauren for the pic.)
-He

It's a SHEER Invasion...

Sheer is everywhere, and the one person you will not hear complaining is He. It can be a little sheer (pic1-asos) it can be a lot of sheer (pic 2-asos, pic 3-revolve) any sheer is good sheer. Hell summer is almost over get in the sheer while it's still hot enough to wear little to nothing underneath.
-He

Don't forget to Enter the Giveaway, it ends Sunday.

Hi, I Just Threw Up Gold...Oops!

Some better call in the fire department to put out these flames asap. Every now and then He comes across a designer or clothing that just blows He's mind. Like who in their right mind would actually wear this sh*t? Forget for a second trying to impress someone of the other sex, ya just don't look good in that much gold. What was the thinking, "ooo these jeans are soo comfortable, i really just wish they had some gold flames on them!" NOO, stop it. No one should be buying or wearing this crap. If you did want to purchase any of this gold apparel you could get them here: Flames Shirt, Flames Pants and Crazy Gold Shorts. But just don't do it.
-He

Chicks in Hats...Hats on Chicks...

There is a significant part of the female population that looks good in hats. Fedoras should be worn by Justin Timberlake and the ladies. Not any other guy in the world, well Johnny Drama can wear them to, but He digresses. If you are one of those girls who can pull off the hat, you should do it. He finds that usually its the same girls who can pull off the black framed glasses look too.
-He

Time for the ArmHe to Get Ready for Football!

During the football season, which is quickly approaching, men feel that women should be seen and not heard. By seen guys simply mean bringing us food and beer. It's an unfortunate world that we live in but this time a year is very important to us Hes, here are some tips to make it more enjoyable. Go to Victorias Secret and get yourself some of these underwear, make sure to buy the one's with your mans team on it., otherwise you will just piss him off. Next buy a tshirts from that same team. Before all his fellow Hes show up, make sure to prance around the house wearing just the underwear and tshirt, let us call this the "pregame warm up." When the party arrives and the game starts, just keeping bringing food and beer to your man. Stick with the tshirts, or a mini jersey. Its a good way to get him to notice your still there. Be into the game, and by that He means sit there and watch. Don't get pissed if He ignores you, its football season, get over it. If a guy yells at the screen don't tell him "they cant hear you" we know, we will still yell. If our team loses, be nice, we probably won't be in the best mood. Just remember if you look good, it'll help us get over the loss, or enjoy the win that much more.
-He

For the Ugly Poeple Out There...

Well if your face isn't up to pair, then it's time to give thanks to Dress & Co for creating this Shawl Gown Cardigan that you can hide under. He is pretty sure the Humpback of ND could fit under this bad boy too. A great part of this item too is if you ever need a parachute look no further then the shawl on your back.

-He

Should Headbands be He Approved?

He is having trouble deciding on this one. Something about it is bugging the hell out of He, which is making him want to rip this look apart. But on the otherside, some girls are able to pull it off and make the scarf headband look good. Whoever can convince He of this look will get the approval. Leave a comment and tell He if the ArmHe approves or hates it.
-He

Vote "I Agree" for He approval

Vote " I Disagree" for He hate

Shoe of the Week...FENDI

Meet the FENDI Gothic Romans suede lace-up boots. First thing that catches He's eye is the 5.5" heel (1.5" platform), usually anything over 5" gets an instant approval, this is no different. He isn't always a fan of boots like these, but He wants to give them their day in the sun for those of you who do like them.
-He

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My Little Pony Leggings...

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He totally understands that fringe is cool right now, but there is a time and location for it. On the back of your leggings, to make your legs look like a horses mane is no place for fringe. These SteveK & YoniP cannot possible be worn witout the person getting made fun of. Strap on a pair of cowboy boots and people might start riding you.
-He

HottHe of the Week...Liat

Meet Liat from New York City. The best part about Liat is she has great style and is hot on top of it. Sometimes girls just have good style but aren't a 10, Liat is a 10 and knows how to take advantage of that. This is the second American HottHe and bam the crown is no doubt in the US. Congrats to Liat, you are this weeks HottHe. Check out the pictures and interview with Liat below.

How would you describe your style?
A mix of it all but mostly hipster chic I always like to be daring fashion is fun and can be expressed in so many ways. I always try to keep everything in moderation sweet but sexy.

Favorite designers? Of course I love the legends of fashion but their is so much talent out there and I always like to see what new upcoming designers have to offer.

Favorite item you own? Alexander wang leather bomber I live in it. My favorite look on girl or guy jeans white v neck and leather bomber.

Want to be a HottHe of the Week? Bloggers and Non Bloggers wanted, just have great He approved style. Send your name, facebook link, and where you are from to fashionbyhe@gmail.com