Wednesday, June 30, 2010

Shoe of the Week...Topshop

This summer is all about the wedges. The trick is to still find a way to be an individual and stand out from the rest of the wedge wearers. These Black PAIGE Buckle Wedges and Gray PAIGE Buckle Wedges will no doubt help you achieve the look you're going for. Also for you starters out there, buckles are pretty popular right now too. To break it down further for you, these have premium leather wedge sandal with buckle detail. Heel approx 5" no question here heel height is definitely He approved.
-He

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Get a workout while you walk...Brillant?

FitFlop footwear is biomechanically engineered to help tone and tighten your leg muscles while you walk in them. Studies at the Centre for Human Performance at LSBU show that normal walking in FitFlop sandals(1) can help: increase leg, calf and gluteal muscle activity, improve your posture, e aspects of barefoot walking but with more muscle load, improve muscle tone.

BulSh*t. He is really sick and tired of these companies coming out and trying to convince fat people that if they buy their shoes or sandals and just walk they will instantly be in better shape. Let's cut the sh*t, yes walking is good for you, maybe these things help a little, but they are not game changers. Get out and walk if you want to be in better shape, buying these shoes aren't gonna be the end all be all, try putting down the fork.
-He

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Can you Guess Whats Going on Here?

If you click on the picture, you will be able to zoom in which might help. Can you pick out whats wrong or right in this picture? This is exactly why guys like He walk the streets of the world on sunny summer days with a smile on their face.

Women walk outside without a clear idea of how the outfit is going to look in the sun. So this woman walks outside in her sheer dress and her black boy short underwear thinking nothing of it. She was probably safe until He walked up right behind her, saw her amazing ass and took a quick pick. Creepy, sure, but hell isn't that what this blog is based on? Anyway, it is women like this that make the summer so enjoyable. Thank you for making He's lunch time break today, one of the best of the summer so far. (He is an ass man, so this gets extra points)
-He

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Tuesday, June 29, 2010

SIDE BOOB: Sweeps the Nation

Half the time the ArmHe complains when He says stuff like side boob is in, but maybe hearing it from a women will help you better understand. Afterall Summer 2010 is all about sideboob, hear it for yourself.
So now the question remains are you rocking the side boob? Just at night? All Day? You will be hard pressed to find a guy who wouldn't be up for some side boob. It is more captivating to us then cleavage, yea its true.
Also Check out FbyHe's past articles on Side boob, Romper Sideboob, real life side boob. (video thanks to imboycrazy.com)
-He

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Vibram Five Fingers Bikila...No Thanks!

Haven't we evolved from walking around barefoot? When did someone decide these shoes were going to be a good idea? He was definitely not in on that meeting, no way, no how. Vibram FiveFinger Bikila are the name, hopefully you don't want to buy them.
-He

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Matching Bra...NO!

Just because you were able to find a bra that matches your dress does not mean it instantly becomes part of the outfit. If its a strapless dress you cannot just put a bra on and think the strap are now added, that's not how this game works. All you are really telling the world is that you don't care how trasky you look as long as the colors match.
Step up your game.
-He

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Monday, June 28, 2010

What is the Most Comfortable Heel?

So He decided He would do some "charity work" today. By "charity work" He simply means helping the ArmHe out. Whenever He says that Heels should be a female requirement in life He catches some heat. Using his King sized brain, He decided that doing a vote to see what the most comfortable line of heels was would help the ArmHe be able to wear heels more frequently.

So calling all ArmHe members, please leave a comment as to what you think the most comfortable heel is on the market, ie. Steve Madden, ASOS, YSL, Gucci, Jessica Simpson, Jeffrey Campbell, etc. He will then be able to recommend a heel to the entire ArmHe that can be worn all the time without complaint.
-He

P.S. If it doesn't come in a 4" + heel, don't even bother listing it.

Go Big or Go Home...The Higher the Heel, the Hotter the Girl

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It's a Billion Degrees in NYC...

Join the TwitterArmHe http://twitter.com/fashionbyhe
Submit ArmHe pictures to fashionbyhe@gmail.com

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Another Bra Replacement...BareLifts!


"A simple solution for saggy breasts..."

Another idea for the ages.

-He

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Crop Top + Jean Shorts = Summer Look

He is a big fan of Crop Tops and Jean Shorts, but there comes a point when you have to realize if you are the right person for this outfit. He isn't hating if you have a few extra lbs or a hundred extra lbs, the thing is no one wants to see it hanging over your shorts and out from under your shirt. It is a very simple concept that some people are not understanding. As much as He really wants to see your ass hanging out of your entirely tooo short shorts it really isn't that attractive. Most of the time He won't complain, will just snap a picture, check you out for a few minutes and move on, but some people are out of control. Same is true for the crop top. Girls are wearing these things and He is seeing rolls pouring out. Muff tops are not suppose to be for the public viewing pleasure. Please check out yourself in the mirror before getting dressed, and if the outfit doesn't fit right, or crop tops aren't for you, it's ok, something else will be for you. Save us all the eye sores.
-He

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Saturday, June 26, 2010

Taylor Swift Makes He Sick...

She is like 21 going on 91. Hey Grandma, sexy bathing suit.
-He

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Friday, June 25, 2010

How Do You Wear Your One-Pieces?

Bodysuits, one pieces, whatever you want to call them are awesome for summer. He is a big fan, but the problem here is the way people are wearing them. Of course many of the popular ones are lace. The most popular these days, Cotton Spandex Micro-Mesh Gloria-V Bodysuit should never be worn with a bra. We all know that we have seen at least one person in this bodysuit, and unfortunately for He, one person was in a bra. This is a NO Bra outfit, how is that not made clear to you. Ok, now onto other bodysuits. He is a big fan of these when worn with jeans, or jean shorts something along those lines. He can even be okay with them worn with a skirt. Now many of these are lace, and therefore see through. He does not expect you to wear pasties with them, however if you can pull it off, more power to you. For the most part though many girls are going to choose to wear a bra underneath their bodysuit, again not He's first choice but He understands. Try and pick a bra that goes with the style, perhaps a solid color bandeau would work best. Stay away from the lace bras or crazy styles with these tight bodysuits as it looks funky.
-He

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Who Wants to Party With HE?

All the rumors you have been hearing are true. He is looking to take over a bar for a end of summer/anniversary/launch party. Date, Time and Location(in nyc) all TBD. Everyone is invited: bloggers, friends, hell bring your families if you want. Should be a good time, if you have a location idea He-mail fashionbyhe@gmail.com. Gonna need a camera guy(photog) to come document this, if interested contact He. He approved attire will be required.
-He

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Leather Body Harness...Everyone Needs 1!

What a great outfit for summer. Breezy, light, sure to turn some heads, but hey for a night out in NYC, go big or go home. He isn't sure if this is a bedroom article of clothing, or if its suppose to be worn as is. Definitely would be a big hit for your next fetish party.

Black 100% leather bondage body harness with double-winged shoulder pad details and front/rear buckled closure - designed in collaboration with Zana Bayne!
He would probably advise to stay away from such a garment.
-He

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The Color Police Are Coming for You...

Not feeling this outfit at all. Even thouse the tiny wedges have like some weird cut outs. Stripes, solids, bright colors, ugh, it is all giving He a headache.
-He

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Thursday, June 24, 2010

Thank You...Pret-a-Surf

Umm is anyone else drooling or just He? He doesn't have answers for anything but He will tell you right now there is something very sexy about these Rash Guards. A girl rockin one of these things in the ocean might draw his attention faster then a shark. Three versions here, tank top, short sleeve and long sleeve, and each one is sexy. Just not you don't always have to show off a lot of skin to be considered sexy, that's right, you heard it here first. Of course, these outfits MUST be worn with Cheeky Bottoms.
-He

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Let He Put His Hands on You...

Maybe you have heard of Dime Piece maybe not. But they do have some pretty cool stuff. While it isn't going to work for everyone if you are looking for an out of the box tshirt this might be a place you want to check out. They are also the company response for these hands all over dresses, that He thinks if worn by the right person makes for a pretty cool outfit. ArmHe liking the Dime Peice?
-He


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Always Recycle...and be He approved!

Are there really any questions here? Besides the fact that she isn't on He's arm, He approves. Off the shoulder shirts like that = very sexy. It doesn't take a lot of skin to impress a guy! He hopes you are taking notes.
-He

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Wednesday, June 23, 2010

Shoe of the Week...DSquared

DSquared was featured as the first Shoe of the Week of 2010, and it's about time to bring them back. These BoneCrushing Heels are awesome. The heel on the top left stands 6.3" high of pure bone. Arrival on these heels won't be until September, unless of course you were lucky enough to get a hold of the first run. Pretty much the reason these are so cool, is yes they are high as hell and yes "the higher the heel the hotter the girl" but we haven't seen a heel this cool since the Empire State Building Heels.
-He

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DOWN GOES GAGA...HAHAHA

Just because He says, "higher the heel, the hotter the girl." This only STANDS true, if you actually stay on your feet! HAHAHAHAHA...that's funny.

-He

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Not a Bathing Suit for Summer...

"You will fall in LOVE with Luv-B's sexy, unique, and original bikinis!"
He doesn't think so! He is a guy and loves seeing chicks in sexy outfits, but unless you're a stripper this bathing suit (if it is even one) doesn't belong on a beach or in a pool or on you.

You can get your sexy mini string micro bikini monokini teddy dancer and other extremely slutty items here. Thanks to Jay for the tip.
-He

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The Sun Will Come Out Tomorrow...

Stack on a few more peices of yellow...and a few more pounds why you're add it. Looks like you need a little bit more of both. NOT!
-He

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Tuesday, June 22, 2010

A T-Shirt Can Change the World...

He needs the ArmHe's help. He feels its time to start getting some Fashion by He tshirts made. He has a view ideas of his own but wants your help in desiging the final shirt that will be for sale on the website. Submit all designs to fashionbyhe@gmail.com July 1st He will post all ideas and the ArmHe can vote on the winner.
Let's see what the ArmHe can come up with.
-He

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Introducing the G-String - Thong...

Today He is taking some time out to introduce you to the G-String and Thongs. This might come as a shock to many of you but this is not a new invention. Don't get He wrong, He loves a good boy short or cheeky bottom but there is a time and a place for everything. Unless you are trying to show off the underwear lines to get a guys attention, He would really suggest with tight or clingy outfits you make the switch to a less visible pair of underwear.
-He

P.S. He can admit not the strongest of blogging days, but hey the "sun will come out" tomorrow. So check back because He has a strong lineup to finish off the week with.

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Moon Spoon Saloon...Keep Moonvin On

Moon Spoon Saloon has a full line of outrageous products including:

Clear Raincoat - nicely modeled, gotta figure you have to wear it with only a thong and heels.
The Diaper - pooping yourself never looked so bad, too bad we missed out on the now sold out matching sweatshirt.
Silk Wing-Sleeved Jumper - a perfect item for sky diving
Black Sheer Cape - Catwoman was missing out
Layered Multicolored Cape Dress - because how have you lived without this

Thanks but no thanks, He is gonna recommend the ArmHe lets this pass you by.
-He

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FashionINTERNATIONAL by He...Las Vegas

Las Vegas should by Fashion by He Headquarters. Probably the best spot on the planet to get great FbyHe pictures. SoCal Fashionista just returned from a trip there and sent He three great shots. Let's break this down:

1. 3 dudes matching swim trunks - Bachelor or No Bachelor, groups of dudes should not match. This is a Man Law. Not the focus of the pictures, but dudes trying to be cool in their fedoras ought to be taken out back and beat with the other dudes who match. (Please note: These guys are not guys at all, but are dudes: no guy would match with another guy)

2. Grandmothers should NOT be wearing cut out swimsuits - True. Many young women should not be wearnig cut out bathing suit let alone elders. Gross, He is pretty sure her stomach is gushing out of the cuts faster then the oil in the Gulf.

3. Scrunchy - No one should be wearing one scrunchy let alone three!
-He

P.S. Send all FashionINTERNATIONAL by ArmHe pics to fashionbyhe@gmail.com

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Monday, June 21, 2010

Crochet...Get Yourself Some for Summer

Crochet. Crochet. Crochet. He doesn't care if you make it yourself or buy it at a store, but He is telling you now, get some and get it fast. Here are two bathing suits by Planet Blue the Crochet Monokini and the Crochet Silver Ring Monokini. Now He isn't saying you need a crochet bathing suit, but get something crochet. Tons of stuff out there right now from bathing suits, shirts, tops and He is sure much more, the key is to get something before everyone else does.
-He

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BodySuits...Why Wouldn't You Get them All!

James from Black Milk Clothing is quickly turning into He's favorite designer. Check out these amazing bodysuits He just created (Available for pre-order now. All US$75, and they will be ready in two weeks.) F*cking Awesome! He was planning on doing a post on bodysuits later this week, but He didn't want you to not see these for another day. If you are a woman, and you have at least one body suit in your closest, He sees absolutely no reason why you wouldn't buy one of these.
-He

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Hammer Time in NYC...

These pants are still not acceptable. Not even gonna begin to try and understand why someone would wear these.
-He

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Sunday, June 20, 2010

FashionINTERNATIONAL by He...Amsterdam

Supposedly the pants are worse then the leg warmers. (Thanks to Jildou for the tip.)
-He

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Saturday, June 19, 2010

FashionInternational by He...Amsterdam

Alright, What the F*CK is going on in Amsterdam? First off, there are much more graphic pictures that He did not post for the simple reason that there will never be p*enis EVER posted on FbyHe. Anyway, not sure if this is an add campaign (He is sure it probably is) but its just not funny. Hey Amsterdam! Get Your Act Together. Thanks to Lafleur de Lis for the gross tip.
-He

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Friday, June 18, 2010

Are You Adding Color To Your Hair?

Adding a stripe or two of color into your hair has become the newest trend, but many are probably wondering what He thinks about it. Arielle at Something Navy has been sporting some blue hair for a while now and many celebrities are also stepping out with some added color. So the deal is He does actually like the color added in. It is like a hidden tattoo that peeks out just a little to add some intrigue. Gotta be careful, as picking the right color to fit your hair and your look is a big part of whether or not this look works. He did find this company Streekers that is selling a temporary color dye that washes out, so you can try out any of their 8 colors. How many people in the ArmHe have added in a color or would add in a streak of color?
-He

P.S. Got a picture of you with a streak of color in your hair? Send pics to fashionbyhe@gmail.com for a follow up post.

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Got CamelToe? Try to Camelflage it!

Not sure if there is a camel toe outbreak going on, but He seems to be finding more and more products to prevent and hide the CT. CamelFlage which sounds very similar to a product He featured months ago the Cuchini. The CamelFlage is currently only offered in a thong version and will give you the protection you need.

"Confidence and protection - whether you're at the gym, at work, or a night out on the town. Camelflage gives you the confidence that you will always look your best."

If you go the other way and want camel toe, there is always the Camel Toe Cup.
-He

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UPDATE: Jessica Simpson Dany Shoes Back on Sale

"The Dany shoe from Jessica Simpson is truly a style statement. Heads will turn when you show off this alluring leather t-strap sandal, which stands on a soaring 5.8 inch wood heel. The Dany is bound to be a star in your shoe lineup this spring."

Thought everyone would like to know that the Jessica Simpson Dany Heels are back in stock and on sale for only $98. You would be making a mistake by not ordering them today. Just saying.
-He

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Your Hate Makes He Stronger...

"Holy shit, you're such a douchebag. Such a freackin douche. What's wrong with this chick? I'd like to know really.. Is it because she's too hot for some loser like you so you hate her?.. I know you're ugly. You must have been rejected so many times. I just started following you, and i'm going to run on my dashboard to unfollow. Douche. Bag." -Mademoiselle Creamy

Most bloggers would delete a comment like this, Not HE though, He embraces comments like this. Comments like this mean He is doing something right, and guess what M. Creamy He is a douchebag. But what is He suppose to do, let these people go unnoticed? Absolutely not, wrongs must be made right, and He is apparently the only one willing to take on the job. Are people going to get upset? Yes. Are people going to cry? Let's hope. If you don't like it, well thats too bad, becuase you can call He a douchebag all you want, hell call He whatever you want, because it'll only make He strong. Thank you M. Creamy.

-He

P.S. Isn't it gonna be great when M. Creamy reads this post, she is gonna be f*ckin pissed. And we all know that even though she isn't following FbyHe anymore, she is still coming back to read it.

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Thursday, June 17, 2010

Get TRIIAN...One of a Kind Rock Jewelry

TRIIAN after a friend gave him the tip off. Since these are all one of a kind, no one can go out and copy what you buy. Triian is a jewelry company based in Miami, FL.We are two sculptors, Trisha Brookbank & Brian Burkhardt, who joined ideas and skills to create the Triian line, made from synthetic materials.

"As with all Triian works, this piece is completely one of a kind, and hand made.We have a few other rings from this color series, but none are the same."

-He

See more pictures by clicking "Read More"


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The Ugliest Jeans Ever? You Judge.

House of Holland brings to us the Buckled Levi's Women's Jean and the Buckled Levi's Denim Skirt two of the ugliest denim items He has seen in a while. Without question the pants are 10x worse then the jeans. Yes He is aware the shoes are really awesome, but try and look past them. Typically heels can help make an outfit look better, and don't get He wrong, the heels HELP greatly but nothing is saving these pants from looking ridiculous.

-He

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Hey Grandma, Take a Step Back!

"From Rags to Riches"
-He

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Wednesday, June 16, 2010

Shoe of the Week...Atalanta Weller

He hopes you can balance these two, as they both have some crazy cut outs in them. Designer Atalanta Weller doesn't have a huge collection of shoes but these two are eye catching and definitely worth mentioning. Can't just have the big name shoe designers all the time, sometime He digs deep to bring you the best.

Top: "Kimono" Ankleboot Platform - Black open-toed platform ankleboot with leather reinforced stretch body construction, padded leather insole, red sole accent and textured 4.5" heel.

Bottom: "Kimono" Platform Sandal - Black open-toed platform sandal with buckled leather ankle strap detail, leather strapped body construction, padded leather insole, red sole accent and textured 4.5" heel.

Orange bottoms are good too, incase you are drunkly walking across the street and aren't wearing your reflectors. Flash a heel and you'll be saved.
-He

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Grrrrrr Baby...Very GRRRR...

"That's one hungry p*ssy cat." pic
He would advise against buying this, incase you didn't pick up on that yet.
-He

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FashionINTERNATIONAL by He...Paraguay

He is really liking all the submissions He has been receiving. Keep them coming, get creepy, take out your phone and snap some pictures - send them to fashionbyhe@gmail.com


The world cup is kind of a big deal to a lot of people in a lot of countries. People in the USA only really take notice when we have the chance to play someone worth beating. Otherwise, it's not too big of a deal. He will watch to support the red, white and blue, but you probably won't catch He watching any other games.

"I can't even explain it! starting from the pink puma sneaker, the god awful jeans !! Her paraguay rolled up jersey! That was men's btw. the muffin coming out if! Not happy with that she had a matching denim jacket!! I was dying!" (Thanks to the Armin for the pic)

Girls in jerseys usually turns out pretty well. Obviously having your fat showing out the sides is never a goodlook, but a small jersey on a girl, any guy will tell you it's sexy. The denim on denim is not a goodluck, pretty sure He has told you this before, yet some people refuse to listen. (side note, jersey + jean skirt = $$$$) Sneakers can look good, He has never once complained about sneakers, unless of course you are wearing them to work instead of heels.
-He

P.S. He has decided it's time to show off more of the ArmHe, so send pics of you in your favorite team jersey to fashionbyhe@gmail.com

P.S.S. Armin had asked about having Fashion by He translated. In case you haven't used it yet, Fashion by He can be translated into any language. There is a Google Translate button on the right side of the blog, you might need to scroll down to find it, but it is available. (Of course, if you cannot read english you probably have no idea what He just wrote)

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Tuesday, June 15, 2010

Thank You...Beach Bunny Swimwear

If He told you a line of this swimwear was designed by the Kardashians and another by model Irina Shayk, Chrissy Teigen and that the owner was former model Angela Chittenden would you be impressed. Sometimes hot people don't always make hot clothing. This is not one of those situations. Beach Bunny Swimwear is one of the hotter swimwear lines on the market today. They seem to have a collection for anyone: Goddess, Mermaid, Alpha Girl, and Class Act. The Mermaid collection could pretty much double as underwear, as it looks exactly like Hanky Panky style swimwear, which is not a bad thing. Beach Bunny Swimwear is also a major player in the FbyHe GO Cheeky Campaign. Check out the Collections and come back and tell He it's not one of the hottest swimwear lines on the planet, He dares you.
-He

Check out the 2010 Video with Irina Shayk by clicking "Read More"

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Crazy Legs...Leggings From Outterspace!

Leggings have been all the rage this past year. Eeryone and anyone is getting into the legging game. Unfortunately some are better then others. Pam Hogg thought in preparation for space exploration she would create these two pairs so that the aliens wouldn't look so weird. He isn't even sure what you can possibly wear with these leggings to turn it into a complete outfit. Either way probably one of those things you should stay away from.
-He

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The ArmHe is Growing...Join Today!

Pictures by Carlos Nunez

Thanks to the over 1201 ArmHe members, He appreciates the support and daily comments.

As always He is available for guest blogging just He-mail fashionbyhe@gmail.com with a topic/idea for the guest post.

If you or a friend need fashion help or advice considering being apart of the FashionHELP by He section.

Don't forget if you have any pictures, products or tips, send them on over.

Lastly, a new idea He just had as He was writting this, since the FashionVOTE by He - Who Wore it Better competition has been going well, He is now going to open the competition up to bloggers. If you have an outfit that is similar to another bloggers and you want to see who wore it better. Send over your picture and the picture of the blogger you want to take on. This ought to stir up some good posts.

If you are not following He yet, join the ArmHe and sign up.
-He

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Who Wears Short Shorts?

This is one of those times He isn't gonna complain about short shorts. See the difference is if you are goodlooking and have a good body, you can pull off the short shorts. If you look like this Girl you might want to consider laying off the short shorts. He thinks this chick was just trying to get the artist to take her picture, no better way to get a nude artist to take your pictures then to walk up to him with your ass almost hanging out.
-He

P.S. We have seen this artist before Where are the Parents?

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Monday, June 14, 2010

FashionHELP by He...Katie (UPDATED)

BEFORE:
AFTER:
Wayyyy back in October He FashionHELP by He a nice girl named Katie (thanks for participating). Recently she sent back updated pictures to show He how her new look is going. Katie is definitely moving in the right direction, but there is still work to be done. The first thing that sticks out to He is the jeans, which apparently lie somewhere between boyfriend baggyness and women's jeans. A good idea here would be to go with a tighter jean to give your body some shape. He can live with the top half of the outfit on the left. The outfit on the right is close to being good. Blazers are very popular right now, but sparkle shirts only are cool if your a 12 year old girl. Try adding a necklace to the outfit instead of the shine on the shirt. Shoes - Not good, someone needs to be paying a little more attention to the Shoe of the Week. He doesnt' know what kind of shoes those are, but He does not approve, outfit one should have a wedge, outfit two should have a heel of some kind. What other tips does the ArmHe have for Katie, as she is a work in progress.
-He

Want He's help? Send pictures of your style to fashionbyhe@gmail.com

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More Board Game Lingerie...

Last week, He featured SoDoKu Lingerie and He is bringing back some more board game lingerie this week. Mio Destino also offers Scrabble and Tic-Tac-Toe lingerie dependent on which is gonna best get a rise out of your man. He is always up for a good game of scrabble but He is holding out hold a girl wouldn't wear this for him.

-He

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White Heels...Never Approved

Not sure where she bought these bad boys, but probably a good idea to return them on the hurry. She might also want to take some lessons in walking in heels, looks like she is about to take a major spill.
-He

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