What is the deal with these new sandals? He apologizes for not warning people earlier that they are by far the ugliest things since UGGS. You cannot possibly think they look good! Sorry, sandals are for summer, don't go combining them with booties. Hell, He doesn't even like saying the word booties. He had a hard enough time dealing with gladiator sandals and has come to accept them, but there is no room in this world for bootie sandals. Not Today, Not Ever!
-He
Monday, May 31, 2010
Bootie Sandals...Please Stop Wearing Them!
Can Your Underwear Really Get You in Shape?
Japan's Wacoal Corporation has just introduced new styles and leg lengths of their groundbreaking Cross Walker fat-burning underwear for women and men. "will stimulate the muscles of the thighs, and spread it with a natural stride." sourceHere is a Newsflash for ya: If you are sooo big that you think wearing these special underwear is gonna help you lose weight you gotta another thing coming. Put down the fork, because these ain't miracle p*nties. Let's all do a favor pretend these were never invented, a little walking will do you good.
-He
Friday, May 28, 2010
FashionVote by He...Who Wore it Better?
Two girls who were going out for the night together. Both in He approved outfits, but now let's see who pulled off their looked better:
What are we looking at?
Girl 1: White sunglasses, not sure what is going on with those. Blue sheer button down shirt, over a white v-neck tshirt, simple look, but still sexy nonetheless. Mini skirt, and wedge heels. Skirt and heels look is usually a winner, a great way to make the legs look super long. Pink carry bag finishes it off, not sure that was the right color to go with.
Girl 2: Sunglasses on top of head. Stacked braclets, He is always a fan. Printed romper, and some type of spiderlike heels. She looks great in this romper/heel combo. Like girl 1, the heels enlongate her legs and make the whole body look better.
-He
Time for the ArmHE to Vote:
Vote I Agree: Girl 1
Vote I Disagree: Girl 2
Thursday, May 27, 2010
The Summer of Cheeky Bottoms...GO CHEEKY!
As you can see there is no other type of bathing suit bottom that compliments a good ass the way a Cheeky Bottom does. Cheeky bottoms allow a woman to show off her beautiful Back Dimples as well as a little more ass then usual. Some companies offer the brazilian cut or the american cut, but why would anyone ever go with the american cut unless your ass is huge. Buyer beware, if you do not have a good ass, do not wear these bottoms. It will look gross and disguisting and you will end up on Fashion by He being laughed at by millions. As previously stated these are not for all kinds, however if you are fit enough to wear them then He suggest you stop hiding that beautiful ass behind a paif of granny p*nty bathing suit bottoms and GO CHEEKY!
-He
Vote 1: If you Go Cheeky!
Vote 2: If you don't.
Got Small Nipples? Enhance them...
"The natural look is back. Nipples are in. From your favourite magazines, to stars gracing the red carpet, women are showing off their breasts with pride. Body Perks nipple enhancers are the latest fashion accessory for your breasts, so take the lead from Sex and the City's Samantha and draw attention to your natural assets. For full effect, wear under a soft cup bra for enhanced, perky appeal."He couldn't have said it better himself. Well actually here is the deal. If He sees a girl not wearing a bra showing a little nip, He thinks the girl has a sh*t ton of confidence to walk outside in that look. Many girls are going to say that its trashy and all that crap, but He ain't buying that at all. In fact He would bet most of the girls not wearing bras are not slutty at all, just confident. Nips are nips, everyone's got'em. So if you have small nips and are looking to pull of this look, you can buy some Nipple Enhancers Here.
-He
Fake Leather Pants w/ Boy Shorts...
He can see your undies! You must be able to see this coming. If you are going to wear tight pants, make sure you're wearing a gstring or something that will not be seen. To He there is very little attractive about showing off your underwear lines. He has done many a posts about this before and He still doesn't understand it. On top of that wearing these fake liquid or leather leggings was enough of its own for this post. With Sneakers, come on?!?!?
-He
Wednesday, May 26, 2010
Shoe of the Week...Bona Drag
There is something about these Dolce Vita April Heels that is eye catching to He. Black suede 5.5" heels which includes the 1.25" platform. He is pretty sure He saw someone wearing these yesterday and they looked good. Obviously this is a good pick as the black is currently sold out, leaving only the gray available right now. It might not be anything spectacular but it's something a little different.
-He
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The Man-Heel...Meel! NO! NO! NO!
"Diminutive shoe aficionados including Karl Lagerfeld, Prince, Richard Hammond and Nicolas Sarkozy have long championed the discreet(ish) Cuban heel. Now, though, height-enhancing footwear has begun to permeate across a broader demographic. For the first time since Glam Rock peaked three decades ago, men of average height are discovering the delights of a few extra inches. Well-heeled shoes of all types, from craftily sized “status” shoes to 21st century platforms, are enjoying a new vogue." sourceContinuing with the Shoe theme today, a new article came out that He felt necessary to comment on. Usually He leaves male fashion to the professionals, but this has gone to far. There will never be a day EVER that He would ever consider putting on a pair of heels. He happens to be tall, so wearing a shoe for extra height is unnessary. But any guy that is looking for some extra height, should just suck it up and deal with it. Hell He doesn't even mind if you get those lifts in your shoes, but Heels, no wayyyy Jose. Strapping on a pair of pumps isn't going to solve your problems, but infact He thinks it's gonna great more. Vans Shoes
-He
We Must Expand the War on UGGS!
We have been making slow but steady progress with the War on UGGs. He has gone so far to issue a statement that UGGs will Kill You. Yes this damn brand will not give up. They continue to fight. However this time, it has appeared the enemy is wounded. The ArmHe has finally hit UGGs where it hurts. Although it appears it might have been an inside hit from the UGGS side.
Introducing the newest member of the UGGS line, Slouch thigh-high boots. HAHAHA, well He is pretty sure that the ArmHe won this battle before it even began. Look at those things, is UGGs serious?!?! Find He one person who wants to wear these boots and He will just as quickly show you an enemy of the ArmHe. There is no possible way anyone on the same planet as He can like these boots, it's just not possible. (thanks to Jenny for the tip)
-He
Tuesday, May 25, 2010
Thank You...Mikoh Swimwear
As the start of summer is just a few days away He wanted to focus this week on some summer products He feels are a must have. While He typically isn't a fan of crazy backd swimwear, Mikoh Swimwear manages to keep this bathing suit sexy! As He has mentioned previously He is a big support of the Cheeky Bottom aka Brazilian style bathing suits. A style that just has not caught on across America yet. Perhaps that is a good thing as we have a ton of fatties that would try and wear a cheeky. But there are still plenty of hot bodies in this country that should be wearing these cheecky style bottoms. See more pics by clicking "Read More"-He
UPDATE ON STEVE MADDEN:
Things You Don't Need, But He Approves
Maybe He did a post on this before, Maybe He didn't, whose to really know. Victoria Secret obviously thinks there is enough of a market out there for topless bikinis it went ahead and designed its very own. Obviously for most people it'll be worn with a bandeau, but even still it doesn't look right. Does a topless bikini really need a neck strap? He is gonna go with NO.
However, He by the "Code of All Men" must support this look for the mere fact that it is a topless bikini. If a woman is gonna go topless, He is not going to criticize the bathing suit in which she chooses to do it in. (Well in all reality, He probably will criticize)
-He
Not All Colors Were Created Equal
He is not feeling the colored tights look at all. Having said that He is sure there are looks or people out there who can make it work, but for the majority of people, it makes you look like a member of Candyland. He would advise people stay away for the sole purpose of making yourself look ridiculous.
-He
Monday, May 24, 2010
ArmHe Pictures...Catwoman Never Looked So Good!
A month ago, He did a post on this ASOS Bodysuit, Vickie liked the post so much, she went out and bought the freakin thing. What do you know she looks amazing in it. Believe it or not, He does know what He is talking about, if He says something is hot, odds are it is and you should go buy it. He isn't going to steer you wrong so you look ridiculous. Vickie but her trust in He and bam now she is turning heads left and right.
-He
Submit your pictures to fashionbyhe@gmail.com maybe you will see yourself on Fashion by He.
Things You Don't Need for Summer!
You heard it here first, Sticky Sandals are not the sandals of the future. The only possible use He can actually see for these or any practical someone could wear them is for when women get their toe nails done, besides that they are trash. He didn't think there was anything wrong with sandals people currently use that someone had to go out and make strapless sandals. Also not so sure He wants a sandal stuck to bottom of He's foot, sounds uncomfortable. But let's hear what you think. (tip: alison)
-He
Friday, May 21, 2010
Girls Dresing Like Guys...Not Good!
-He
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171 of you have already signed up to follow Fashion by He on Bloglovin, but for those of you who do not know about Bloglovin and want to learn more, here is a short video. Bloglovin is a great website that allows you to see all the new uploads from your favorite bloggers.
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-He
Thursday, May 20, 2010
Got Houlihans? Why are These Too Hot To Have!
“Since the end of January, its manufacturer, J Brand, has sold more than 75,000 pairs of the style and has 40,000 pairs on back order. “In 33 years I’ve never shipped anything like this,” Jeff Rudes, the founder and chief executive of J Brand, said this week, noting that some customers have offered to prepay for the $230 style. Bloomingdale’s has sold thousands, according to Mr. Doroff, who wants more. Barneys New York has 1,000 pairs of Houlihans on reorder, with waiting lists at its stores. The Intermix chain said it has sold 2,000 pairs.” NY TimesAre you cool enough to have a pair? It's a goodlooking pant, not sure that it should be selling as crazy as it is though. Seems like just a plain old pair of military style pants to He. Is He missing something here? Is the world really tell He that you cannot find these pants anywhere because they are sold out? Come on now, this has to be a joke! What does the ArmHe think?
-He
Shhhhh...It's a Cami Secret!
Here we go again with another addition of name that crazy product. If you guess Cami Secret, you win! Billy Mays what we do we have for our winners?
-He
Wednesday, May 19, 2010
Shoe of the Week...Steve Madden
Steve Madden won this award almost a year ago with The Qween sandal. While Jeffrey Campbell has been dominating the charts with his Wooden Wedges, Clogs, Wedges - Steve Madden offers a less expensive option on heels, wedges and clogs. He thinks what a lot of people like about SM is the color options that he offers. Every freakin shoes comes in like 5 different color options its kinda crazy. He also checked out their coming soon, or pre-sale section, and gotta tell ya, a lot of the new heels coming out are He approved. Let He know what you think.
Bracelet Bangles...Brangles!
Rosena Sammi combines her passion for jewelry with her love of history to create glamorous, seductive jewelry reminiscent of the royal courts of India.
These Banghra Bangles are starting to sweep the world one bangle at a time. These things look pretty cool when stacked in large groups together. Don't want to be the very first person wearing them don't worry, already be bought up by a ton of celebrities, He is just trying to bring you the next best thing. While her jewelry lines have been around, her bangles are new for this year. Dig a little deeper too, He thinks you are gonna find you will like more then just the bangles. More pics by clicking "Read More"
-HeFashionVOTE by He...Who Wore it Better?
After a successful Who Wore it Better - Take 1, He decided that the ArmHe liked this game and that we would make it a new addition to Fashion by He. This one is going to bea a little harder as the looks are pretty similar, but He has faith you can pick a clear winner. Here is how it works, vote for the person you think wore the outfit better. These outfits are little more similar last time, let's get right down to it.
What are we looking at?
Girl 1: Let's start from the bottom up. Boat shoes, jean shorts, but a longer short then He is used to. Oversized (boyfriend) style long sleeve white shirt. She finishes off the look with a dark colored Indiana Jones style hat.
Girl 2: Again looking from the ground up. Ballet shoes, eeeek, not a good start sweetheart. Short jean shorts, this is definitely moving in the right direciton. Plain grey tshirt, which He thinks can be simple and sexy. Girl 2 finishes off the look with your typical fedora hat. Also nicely addes a few stacked braclets and a pair of sunglasses to finish the look.
-He
Time for the ArmHE to Vote:
Vote I Agree: Girl 1
Vote I Disagree: Girl 2
Tuesday, May 18, 2010
657 Posts, 1083 Followers - Time to Hear Your Thoughts!
While you are enjoying your 20% OFF at shopplanetblue.com(coupon code HE=PB) He just wanted to let everyone and the ArmHe know what is going on since you have problably seen some changes on the site. He thought today would be a good day to take a look at each new feature, explain them to you and get your thoughts about the site.
NEW FEATURES:
Thumbnails below posts: These are images and links to other posts from Fashion by He that you might also find interesting.
Facebook Like Button: You can like a post and it will post on your Facebook wall.
Facebook Share Button: Share this post with your Facebook friends.
Twiter Share Button: Retweet the Post.
As always He is trying to bring new features to the site to make it a more enjoyable experience, so that you will hopefully come back often. In case you have not realized, He updates the site typically 3x a day. In hopes that you will continue to check the site daily, or when your bored.
If you like or don't like anything let King He know and He will do what He can to fix the issue. He appreciates all the support, and promises continued posts of awesomeness well into the future. He is also going to continue to try and bring you Giveaways, Coupons and other great things. Go tell a friend about Fashion by He, hell tell 50 friends, the more people the better He will be. If you aren't signed up to follow He, do so!
-He
-He
Want Crazy Designs on Your Eyes?
“Inspired by the art of Chinese paper-cutting, Eyelashes blend an element of traditional culture with contemporary design. Intricately cut and delicately pretty, Eyelashes are available in three styles, each infused with symbolic meaning rooted in Chinese culture.” Paperself Eyelashes designed by Ting Yu Wang
Not sure how He is feeling about these. Might be cooler to see in person. Obviously these would suck if everyone is wearing the, but He is confident there are some people would could pull these on a night out. There are a couple of different designs available. More Pics by clicking "Read More"
-He
20% OFF Planet Blue TUESDAY ONLY -- Use Coupon Code: HE+PB
Thank You...Planet Blue - 24 HR DISCOUNT CODE
When He first introduced you to Planet Blue it was via the Beach Chic post. He used their American Flag leggings and crop top when He asked you to Join the ArmHE. But now He wants to take a closer look at Planet Blue.True to the spirit of sunny Southern California, where surf and stars blend in casual harmony.
So what does that mean? When you think of the beach, warm weather, surfing, summer - think Planet Blue. He has had a link to PBs site on the blog since day 1, and the reason is the clothes are hot, the models are hot, and they use accessories in the pictures to make everything even hotter. High arm bangles, body chains, you name it they are throwing it at you, and He can't get enough. Not to mention PB is a big support of the "Leave the Bra at Home" Campaign He started. No He personally reached out to Planet Blue because He had a feeling the ArmHe would love their clothing, make He proud and prove it to them by using their coupon they so generously offered. See more pics by clicking "Read More"
-He
Now for the good stuff:
but the catch is its only good for 24 Hours! Tuesday May 18th 12am-11:59pm
Monday, May 17, 2010
More Upper Arm Bangles...YESSS!
When Mary-Kate Olsen wore the upper arm bangle He was very happy, as He thinks this is one fo the sexiest spots for the bangle to go. In honor of the 20% OFF at Planet Blue for Tuesday only, He wanted to use this picture. Ran into this woman over the weekend, turned out to be perfect timing. Yea should could be wearing a lower arm bangle, but it wouldn't have nearly the same effect as up top. This outfit is no question He approved, thats a great dress, and as much as He is against flat boots, the cowboy style do go very well with this outfit. Now it's time to see what the ArmHe thinks...
-He
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Half Pants, Half Shorts...SHANTS!
If He ever catches someone in a pair of half pair of these things, you will instantly be referred to He's Man Repeller friends for a beating. Bernhard Willhelm better watch out to, because He is coming for you. Sorry, Bernhard, but your creative and fashion license have been revoked. He and the rest of the ArmHe are asking for your resignation from this point forth, Please for the love of fashion, DO NOT ever make or design clothing again.
-He
If One Pair Don't Work...Make it 2!
Last week He asked, Do You Wear Underwear? But the question He forgot to ask was if Yes, how many pairs at a time. He came across this lovely lady with a thong on, pair of black leggings, and what appears to be a pair of Hanky Panky's on top. She then thought it would make for a good look to wear every bangle she ever purchased at the same time. Top it off with a flower on your head and bam, you look like a clown walking down the street.
-He
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Saturday, May 15, 2010
Friday, May 14, 2010
Do You Wear Underwear? What Kind?
We all remember the famous picture of Britney Spears not wearing underwear shortly after the birth of her children. He recently ran into a similar situation this past weekend while in California and need to get the ArmHe's opinion. Here is the situation:
Driving around Cali, pass by a larger woman (300lbs+) bent over in a short jean skirt. Appears to be looking for something in her car, but what He sees is a blinding. This woman decided on this day she was not going to wear any undwear. Yada yada yada, He almost puked. It was a "hairy" situation. If you can understand what He means.
So the point of the whole story, He wants to know was this woman putting on a show for He, or are a lot of girls walking around without underwear on? For the fun of it, if you do wear it, leave a comment with the type, so we can also see whats most popular these days.
-He
Vote: "I Agree" If you WEAR underwear
Vote: "I Disagree" If you DON'T WEAR underwear
FashionVOTING by He...Who Wore it Better?
Another first here at Fashion by He, but that is the least bit suprising considering He is inventing new things every day. He decided that we will call this game FashionVOTING by He (who wore it better). Here is how it works, vote for the person you think wore the outfit better. He tried to get two similar outfits, of course they aren't the same, but give He a f*cking break, all the pictures are taken by He.
What are we looking at?
Girl 1: Wearing a little floral maxi shirt thing and a pair of tiny shorts, that are not even visible. Wedge heels and some big old bag she could be hiding a child in its so big. Appears to be waiting for public transportation for a trip to an unknown location.
He's Take: Cute outfit, but the girl comes off a little disheveled. Big fan of the wedge heels and invisible shorts. Girl 1 makes a good argument for He's vote.
Girl 2: Pretty sure it's a floral romper, but no one except the guy in the picture can be certain. Has on some flat boots, high socks and a long necklace to finish off the outfit. Just because she is dating a leach (aka the guy in the pic) doesn't mean we should hold that against her.
He's Take: He is a huge fan of rompers, nothing bad ever to say about them. He also likes the high socks, but flat boots never win points with He. Nice accessories finish off the look, as He has said before, 'its all in the details."
-He
Time for the ArmHE to Vote:
Vote I Agree: Girl 1
Vote I Disagree: Girl 2
Thursday, May 13, 2010
Thank You...Elizabeth and James
He has previously done a post Shoe of week Elizabeth and James and you all fell in love with the heel. Now He wants to take some time out to feature them again for this sexy sheer Bandage Dress. EJ has a ton of other great stuff too, but this one really caught He's attention. Simple black dress from the front, but the back adds a whole new look to it. They probably could have cut the tags out before taking the picture though. Click "Read More" for more pics of E&J. Elizabeth and James at shopbop.com.
-He
Can You Get Down with Funky Lobes?
He stumbled upon this dress the other day, contacted the designer and needed to know more right away. Marie, designer of Funky Lobes, is a Brooklyn NY native who designs and creates all the items herself. He was always a fan of cartoons and tight dresses, so what a great pair these dresses make. Check out her site for these dresses and other great items, Marie is currently working on her 2010 line and hopes to have it out soon. Awesome dresses!
-He
Woahhhh Daddyy...Get the Barf Bag!
He wants to apologize for posting this picture, but it comes with the job. Sometimes He says that He threw up from a picture, but there is no doubt, this picture actually makes He sick. He wishes you could have all been present when He took this picture, as our Fashion handicapped friend here was taking sexual pictures in the park. He has already made it clear that DIY capris and shorts are off limits. He really likes the way her pink sandals match so well with her green shorts, red shirt and animal print hand bag.
Sweetheart, you really have it going on. Give He a call, maybe we can meet up for drinks. A girl with style this good is a keeper. Call mom, tell her we just found the Mrs. He. (JOKINGGGGGG)
-He
Wednesday, May 12, 2010
Shoe of the Week...GUCCI
It isn't exactly boot season anymore, but how can He pass up a shoe like this. GUCCI knows what they are doing when it comes to heels. This Helena Cutout Boots are ridiculous, 5.5" tall with a 1" platform. Want to know how hot these are, Saks isn't even letting people buy more then 3 pairs in 30 days. Talk about sharing the wealth. Come September-October, you are going to be wishing you had a pair of these. See more pics by clicking "Read more."
-He
A T-Shirt You Can Write On...
In case you run out of paper in your diary, you can now use your tshirt as another page. Just another one of those things. Are you going to buy this? Might be good for one of those graffiti parties, black lights and highlighters...Buy Here
-He
Once Again...Find Clothes For Your Body...
By this point everyone should know that the styles He comments on are not for everyone. The KEY being, that you have to buy and wear outfits that work for you and that would be considered flattering for your body type. This is an example of an outfit that is working against her. Don't wear a dress if it's going to make you look like some big box with tree trunks coming out the bottom. The tight shirt is not helping at all either. If you need help please consult Fashion by He before getting dressed in the morning. Also remember, to check out FashionHELP by He , if you think you need help or a friend needs help email fashionbyhe@gmail.com before its too late, and someone you love ends up on FbyHe.
-He
Tuesday, May 11, 2010
Socks and Heels...Good or Bad?
He has been struggling with this look. Every fashion blogger under the sun has posted a look with socks and heels, and He keeps going back and forth on liking it and hating it. It pretty much comes down to this, the high the sock the more He likes the look. Knee highs and thigh thighs are the big winners. But He really still doesn't think everyone should be trying to pull off this look. There is something about it that just does not sit well with He. But let's let you decide if He should like it or not.
Vote "I agree" if He should support this look.
Vote "I disgree" if this look sucks, and He should make fun of it.
-He
UGGS in Hot Weather...WHY?
In a continued effort in the War on Uggs, He does not understand why when its 80 degrees out people are still wearing Uggs. If its hot enough for shorts, then there is absolutely no need for Uggs. Get it? Got it? Good
-He
He is back, hopefully you didnt miss He too too much. But the King has returned. He is working on responding to all comments and emails.
Monday, May 10, 2010
Rihanna Is that You? and Your Twin?
Ok fine, it wasn't Rihanna, but sh*t it looked like her and her. Anyway, twins walking down the street, both have bleach dyed hair...Ok fine heard that one, be difficult. He liked these girls, both sporting high high heels, and tank tops with no bras. And yes a boob did pop out so He can confirm there was no bra on.
-He
He will officially be back tomorrow. Hopefully people are still reading the blog. He understand its been tough, but fear not, the King Returns.
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