Shoe of the Week...Marni

Well gold doesn't seem to be going anywhere anytime soon. Why not add some flash to you heel?Brown is always a solid fall color, and there we have it a perfect mix of brown suede and gold. As much as He might fight the gold watch look, He still thinks a gold watch, a long gold necklace and a pair of these could really make for a He approved look. These are not for the inexperienced heel wearer: 6" heel with 2" platform will surely have you standing above the crowd. (pics from net-a-port.com)

-He

Twinsie...

Couples should not match. End of story. It never looks good, cute or adorable. The guy should always feel like a whipped dbag. The woman should be embarassed her man actually went along with the plan.
-He

He wants to party with this guy...

This guy fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.
-He

So, You think you can dance...

If you put on a skirt, and bend over and your entire ass is hanging out. Time for a new outfit. He only complains because its not very stylish, however it is nice to look at. There are ways to look good and not look like a tramp at the same time. To make it worse, she has a triangle cut out in the back. This can be entered under the bad back category. Who the f*ck wants to just see a triangle of your back. Talk about a not sexy look, either show your back or don't. He doesn't need a half ass effort here ladies.
-He

Who doesn't like legs?

He takes it back, if you look this good, you can still wear white
-He

He is here for you...

And what the f*ck kind of shoes is that guy wearing in the picture? Each toe has its own spot, gloves for feet. That is some freaky sh*t.
-He

Leopard Man...Crazyyyyy

Ankle Cleavage...So Hot Right Now!

With the recent domination of leggings on the fashion world, the ankle cleavage is starting to grow in popularity. He has always been a fan of the ankle cleavage. There are of course many different types of ankle cleavage, as seen above. What is important to remember is that the ankle cleavage unlike regular cleavage should remain small and mysterious. You do not need to flaunt ankle cleavage like you would boob cleavage.

Guys can have ankle cleavage to, shoes without socks look. He choose not to include that in his post because He doesn't care so much. He would however, love to hear your opinion on the male
ankle cleavage - goodlook or bad?
-He

Soooo close...yet so far...

Rule 1: Thigh high boots must always have a heel.
Rule 2: Jean shorts should not come up higher then your belly button.
He is okay with high wasted shorts/pants, just not in this senario.
-He

Urban Cowboy...Yeeha

Cowboy boots are one thing, but a cowboy hat might be taking it a bit to far.

-He

Bringing Sexy Back...

Everyone that knows anything can tell you like all history, fashion repeats itself. Well the 80s are back, but He is here to make sure a certain part of it stays in the history books. The SCRUNCHY! Big, bright, and ugly as all hell. These hair ties need to make sure they stay away for good!
-He

Snuggies...Is this really what it has come to?

Are you f*cking kidding me. Well Fashion Week is dead. Snuggie's have officially taken over the world. It is always the dumbest ideas that make the most money. He hates the Snuggie, and hates everyone that uses a Snuggie. Get a blanket, it's not that big of a deal. Yea your arms don't stay covered when you reach for the remote, big f*cking deal. What a waste! Oh and in no way should a Snuggie be considered fashion. No one looks good crawled up into a ball on the couch with a leopard print blanket on.
-He

When Fashion Fights Back...

Clearly these shorts need and want a new owner. Leather or fake leather whatever they are certainly have some stretch to them, but for heavens sake, they are tearing at the seems. Before you put on a pair of tight anything, remember your clothings have feelings too. How would you like to be pulled that tight? Even the guy from behind thinks is bad news. (eek!)
-He

Who let the dogs out?

Small girls with big dogs. They say a master ends up looking like their dog, so He just isn't sure girls should be walking around with a dog this size. He is all for big dogs, but a small girl with a big dog is giving off bad vibes. She either has a boyfriend and its really his dog, or she's a bad ass motherf*cker.
-He

Shoe of the Week...Bebe

It's called the Josie Lace Sandal, but that doesn't really matter to He. Lace is hot right now so what better option is there. He gets the feeling these are the types of shoes a girl should wear in the bedroom. Let's check out the rundown:

Triple stacked platform shines with metallic accents. Covered heel; cushioned insole. Heel height: 5.5" with a 1.5" platform.

Something about the triple stack that sounds better then it probably is. The triple stack does make the heel look higher, which is good. Look at that they even have a cushioned insole, great now you can wear them and He doesn't have to hear you f*cking complain your feet hurt. See He is always looking out for the ladies.
-He

Overalls...Not so good...

Overalls can be a great look. Overalls can look horrible. 110% depends on the girl wearing them. This pair might be a bit to small for her ass, but she's got the right idea.
-He

P.S. Cargo shorts? Are we in the 9th grade?

Shouldn't you be in a Home?

Something about this guy being old as f*ck and wearing a shirt that says maintain that made He laugh.
-He

How does your back rank?

From time to time, He feels the need to educate the womankind. There are things He feels you probably do not realize about this world. For instance, how underrated the back and shoulders are. Here is an opportunity to rack up some huge points, but becareful, use this look incorrectly and it could be a killer. Like most looks there are good ways and bad ways to pull it off. Above He details how to go about the back show off look. Again we see, less is more.

Please note: if you have a gross, pimply, nasty, unnattractive back/shoulders, please put on a turtleneck.
-He

He cannot see you...come closer.

If you are going to wear glasses, they might as well have lenses in them. He thinks its pretty stupid looking to rock just the frames. He has no problem with girls wearing glasses for the sake of wearing glasses, some girls look better in glasses. But to pop the frames out is totally uncessary. Her bright red lips don't work either, as previously discussed in Tru Blood.
-He

Walking is a dangerous sport...

You are stylin dude! The streets are not that dangerous, but then again, you can never be to prepared.

-He

Jean Leggings...Jeggings

Apparently girls are so into leggings and tired of jeans, that they have decided to combine them. He introduced you to Jeggings, not the official name, He's name. Buffalo Jeans makes a pair called the Lara, which seem to do the trick. He is always in favor of an article of clothing that looks painted on, and hell if they look like jeans, why not. Go get yourself a pair for fall, strap on a pair of heels, and bam, you got your self some style, compliments of He.
-He

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High Socks...High Heels...

If your gonna pull off the high socks, or high whatever look, you can't be mixing it with sneakers or work boots. This was a poor attempt at what could be a great look. Let's think a little bit ladies before we start mixing and matching looks. Black sneakers are rarely if ever the way to go.
-He

No Animal died in this post...

He doesn't see anything wrong with some animal print here or there. But don't start mixing and matching them. If the animals whose print you wear aren't together in the animal kingdom then sure as hell don't mix them in the fashion kingdom.
-He

Can He have it like that?

YES! This is the kind of stuff He has been talking about. Heels -check, no bra straps - check, short dress- check. Take this look to the bank, its money. Showing of the legs, lot of leg, always a great thing. This girl turned heads for blocks. Job well done.
-He

The devil went down to Georgia...

He hates these sandals. But that is just the tip of the iceberg with her.
-He

Ain't payback a Bitch?

He isn't exactly sure why this would be a bad thing, but apparently it can be used as revenge. Buy your girl a black bathing suit, hope shes wears it at the beach, goes into the ocean and gets f*cked on the way out? But you gotta ask yourself, why would you want your girl naked on the beach? What girl that you break up with is gonna wear the sh*tty ass bikini you bought her?

Like to see your friend naked without her knowing?
It seems to be a normal trunks, but after 3 minutes contact with water it will fall to pieces

Good advertisement, becuase He always gives bikinis to his friends!?! Yea that doesn't seem like its going to work to well. But enjoy anyway. (sorry He couldnt get the full video)
-He

Kayne talking sh*t on He...

What does he know

Lemon or Lime with that drink...

Too much of one color is never a good thing. At least this guy matches.
-He

Jelly in her Belly ...

Belly Chains 101: This is one instance when go big or go home need not apply. Less is more here ladies. Keep it small and classy, a simple chain will do. There are probably less then 1% of the female population that would consider a belly chain, and even smaller number who actually wear one.

It's rarity of this look is what makes it a winner. Keep in mind, there is no need to go showing this thing off. Let it come out when it feels like it. He has seen it on a girl in a bathingsuit, great look. Don't force it. People wait their whole lifetimes for a moment like this, Make it count. Class dismissed.
-He

Silver is good...Too much Silver..Not as good

Devil in a Blue Dress...and some other sh*t

He doesn't think pink shoes as seen above should ever be produced or worn. Way to much sh*t going on with this girl. Take it down a level.
-He

Gotta be on the way to clown school...

If you are gonna roll up the pants, wouldn't you want the show the world that you can match? Silly people, crazy world.
-He

Shoe of the Week...Ruthie Davis

"WANTED: Killer Heels," and Ruthie Davis get the reward for this one. These are some party heels at a tall 5.5" and a 1.5" platform, and a velcro motherf*cking strap. Tell He where you've seen that before? How about no where! Sometimes looking good is about being different, find the next big thing, unlike Christian L you won't find these on every corner just yet.

"I am all about rompers, pony-tails, over-sized bags and HOT shoes"

Plus she seems like a cool chick, He just became a big fan of Ruthie.
-He

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How high are you?

There is high then there is really high. Not sure that 5" platforms are the way to go these days.
-He

Does this shirt mean your a slut?

Besides working a street corner is there any other shirt that is gonna make you look more like a whore? Dirty Deltas...wow...you Deltas stay classy.
-He

Good things come in small packages...

Don't have a mini skirt, well then your a dumbass. Go get one right now, tell the store He sent you. Before we continue, let'e be clear, obviously not EVERYONE can wear this outfit. If you aren't sure if you can pull it off, chances are you can't. Save yourself the embarassment and choose something else.

With all the leggings and sh*t being worn today, the days of legs seem far behind us. He thinks items time to put Legs back into Leggings. Or more like bring legs back into the world. A re-emergence if you will. No better way to do this then with mini skirts. These are three great examples: cute and fun, hot and sexy, sexy business. (photos bebe.com)
-He

Let's have a Bra Burning...

He really didn't to post this, but for the sake of argument He went ahead with it. He is not a celebrity blogger, let's just be clear on that. But Blake Lively at the US Open was looking great. This picture just further supports He's point of view that bras are overrated and unncessary. Be proud, like Blake. If you are wondering why she is unhappy it is because He turned her down to go to the Open and instead she had to go with some dbag.

-He

Oversized Shirts...Easy Access

He thinks these shirts are good, for the simple reasons that they provide easy access and a clear view of the upper body. For those two reasons alone He approves of this outfit.
-He

Jump out of this Jumpsuit...

He does not go both ways...She does

He knows that He has already Thanked Kiki for their great lingerie. However, He recently saw this bodysuit and thought it was a great item. He especially liked it for its versatility. If a girl freakin rocked this shit with jeans out, and then came home and continued to rock it without jeans, holy sh*t that would be great. For real, how many outfits can you pull off that go both ways. Since lingerie being worn for all to see is going to be a big trend this fall. He thought this would be a good way to kick of the season. (photo: shopbop.com)
-He

Umbros? Really?

He knows 80s styles are making a come back, and these shorts might even be from the early 90s, but still. He could not believe someone was actually wearing this old school shorts on the boardwalk. Then again, besides Wal-mart, the boardwalk might be the best place to find the ugliest people in the world. (He is a big Wal-mart fan, so please no hate mail)
-He

Paging Nurse Style...

Noo good. White Keds and white socks, come on. He didn't even know these were still being made. He cannot imagine nurses want these white shoes with the blue label. He can understand the argument for wearing sneakers to work, but can you at least get a decent pair here. Just because He understands why women wear sneakers to work doesn't mean He agrees with it.
-He

Dimple Baby...He is talking dimples...

Do you got them? Go look in the mirror to check. Not every girl has them, but if you do, you're money. Now the boobs and butt get a lot of attention, but this portion of the lower back is a quiet killer. Show off just one of these little dimps and He promises that you will get looks.

Girls try and cover up the lower back all the time, and this is simply because they do not realize the power it holds. But He is here to educate, so take notes.

-He

When self tanner fights back...

Here is a great example why woman should never use self tanner. Besides looking orange, some have been reported as fighting back against the users. Stay clear of the self tanner, there is enough natural sun that messes like this one can be avoided.
-He

Is it He?

Of course not. He is better looking then that.
-He

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-He

Fashion's Night Out - Part 6 - Suspenders/Vests

Girls should start rocking the suspenders look. These aren't just for fat guys trying to keep up their pants anymore. This a f*cking smokin hot look. Then there is also the vest option. He knows this is gonna be huge in fall. He is telling you, rock this vest with just a bra underneath, money! Don't believe He, just you wait and see.

-He

Fashion's Night Out - Part 5 - Ankle Boots

He hates the name, but knows that its still a sick look. Most of the time though when He sees these, He does laugh. The majority of girls wearing these, look like they bought them ten sizes two big and are falling out of them. But anyway, remember what He always says, go high or go home, with all shoes the higher the heel the better you will look. That is a fact.

-He

Fashion's Night Out - Part 4 - Boyfriend Blazer

He loves everything about the boyfriend look. He thinks it makes a girl look like the girl next door; approachable and sweet, but still a bad ass on the inside. Grab a jacket, roll up the sleeves and hit the streets.

-He

Fashion's Night Out - Part 3 - Sheer

Go Sheer or Go Home. Another great look for fall, so many different ways to pull it off, be sure to pick up some tonight. You don't have to show it all off to pull this look off, just some skin is more then enough to grab attention. As you see in the blue picture, layer it up, be creative, come up with some cool looks. He cannot wait to see what the ladies are gonna pull of with this one.
-He

Fashion's Night Out - Part 2 - Leather

Go crazy with leather this fall; jackets, vest, bags, leggings, pants, skirts, shoes. The cows are dead might as well wear their skin. Stay away fromt he faux leather leggings, they look fake and cheap. Leather is a really hot look, just becareful how you wear it, make sure to stay edgey.
-He