1 - Landing Strip - Acceptable if well maintained. Not too wide, not too long.
2 - The Jungle - aka The Vomit Look - This is not an option, NEVER, EVER let it get to this level!
3 - The V - It's okay, but He doesn't see a point to this one.
4 - The Box - Just a dumb idea, next.
5 - Shapes - Shapes and designs are cool. It is pretty impressive for a guy to get down there and see a heart or a letter, or some cool design. Props if you can pull this off. Again, must be maintained nicely.
6 - Bare - Want to make your man happy, and in turn he'll make you happy. Go get yourself waxed. Shaving is nice for a Wednesday, but waxing takes it to a whole new level. If you are gonna shave, triple check to make sure you didn't miss a spot.
-He
Friday, August 7, 2009
Naked Fashion...
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I love it Christian Louboutin and Shaving Instructions all in one place. Was this for you? Or do you sport the Vomit look? LOL
ReplyDeleteThis was not for He, this was for the ladies of the world. He does not sport the Vomit look, if you'd like to find out more about what He or what He does not sport...you'll have to email He.
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bare? i dont see why women want a vagina that looks like a 5 year olds vagina. A little hair is needed down there to remind you of your womanhood. So number 1 is the best option.
ReplyDeleteahahah love this
ReplyDeletexo,
SORINO
My favourites are the first one and the last one!
ReplyDeleteOlga xoxo
Go Taryn! -I wonder what He Really does sport.....
ReplyDeleteI agree with Tayrn!
ReplyDeleteI find it totally vile that you would post about this as if you're some kind of god on the subject. Like I really want advice from an elitist prick about personal choices like this.
ReplyDeletei think hope needs some sex!
ReplyDeletewhat do the ladies like for the men? bald, short, natural? what is it?
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